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MP3 players for AK-47s Monday, February 9, 2004

#1 K1NGWARREN

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Posted 08 February 2004 - 09:10 PM

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MP3 players for AK-47s
Monday, February 9, 2004

A BRITISH-based company is selling MP3 players which can be attached to an assault rifle.

The "AK-MP3" player is built into the ammunition clip of a Kalashnikov and can be swapped with the real magazine.

It comes with enough storage space to hold 3000 audio books or 9000 songs.

http://news.com.au/c...6^13762,00.html

How about having one of these on hand when the RIAA comes knocking on your door with a subpoena?

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Posted 08 February 2004 - 11:19 PM

Kill to the rhythm of your favorite tunes! Like, "Give Peace a Chance"! A 3-shot-burst on every downbeat!

"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
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#3 Chefelf

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Posted 08 February 2004 - 11:46 PM

I bet Pantera song downloads are going to skyrocket.

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Posted 09 February 2004 - 07:39 AM

Wait till the Anti's hear about this!

#5 Chefelf

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Posted 09 February 2004 - 09:38 AM

This may be the best way that I've heard yet to get the RIAA to shut the fuck up.

#6 Jesus Christ

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Posted 09 February 2004 - 04:40 PM

FREEZE FOOLS I GOT POWER OF WHITE STRIPES BULLETS!!

I WEPT.

#7 WalrusOfPlastic

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Posted 09 February 2004 - 06:17 PM

Ten years from now a battle scarred war veteran returns home to his wife and children. He goes out to the local bar for a drink. While he's there some ignorant soul slips a quarter into the jukebox. Said battle scarred war veteran perks his ears to the same Janet Jackson tune he jammed to while gunning down Iraqi's. His post traumatic stress disorder now fully triggered he proceeds to kill everyone in the bar.

The event hits the headlines and through the "any publicity is good publicity" law, Janet sells her third record since the Super Bowl/breast incident.