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Monkey vs God
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Posted 19 September 2005 - 08:06 PM
It's off topic - but many Kudos to Slade for Inigo Montoja avatar. Man I love that movie.
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 01:15 AM
The book's even better, but this is totally for the avatar thread in the lobby...
Monkey would still totally pwn God.
Monkey would still totally pwn God.
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:33 PM
QUOTE (Wayne @ Sep 19 2005, 09:49 PM)
Inconceivable!!
you keep using that word. i dont think it means what you think it means.
Officer! officer! quick! all my money was stolen by a man in flannel!
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 05:50 PM
*Off topic posters are eaten by R.O.U.S.es*
Anyway... Monkey has kickass Asian obscurity on his side, but God looks like Jerry Garcia and eats popcorn chicken that's fed to him by Colonel Sanders... The more I ponder it, the more evenly matched they are...
Anyway... Monkey has kickass Asian obscurity on his side, but God looks like Jerry Garcia and eats popcorn chicken that's fed to him by Colonel Sanders... The more I ponder it, the more evenly matched they are...
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 21 September 2005 - 03:28 PM
QUOTE (Slade @ Sep 20 2005, 05:50 PM)
*Off topic posters are eaten by R.O.U.S.es*
Anyway... Monkey has kickass Asian obscurity on his side, but God looks like Jerry Garcia and eats popcorn chicken that's fed to him by Colonel Sanders... The more I ponder it, the more evenly matched they are...
Anyway... Monkey has kickass Asian obscurity on his side, but God looks like Jerry Garcia and eats popcorn chicken that's fed to him by Colonel Sanders... The more I ponder it, the more evenly matched they are...
R.O.U.S.es? i dont think they exist.
anyway... someone once said, "there is nothing more compelling than a well matched fight." (ill give a cookie to anyone who knows who said that)
Officer! officer! quick! all my money was stolen by a man in flannel!
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:17 AM
QUOTE (Wayne @ Sep 16 2005, 08:01 PM)
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice....
Well, anyway, matter has always been here. But how does a big bang happen? My favorite theory is that when the universe gets sucked up into a black hole, It travels through a wormhole and gets ejected out of a white hole, becoming a big bang, the seed of an alternate universe, and vice versa. But I suppose everyone knows what really happened. Clint Eastwood went back in time and ejaculated into the primordial soup.
Well, anyway, matter has always been here. But how does a big bang happen? My favorite theory is that when the universe gets sucked up into a black hole, It travels through a wormhole and gets ejected out of a white hole, becoming a big bang, the seed of an alternate universe, and vice versa. But I suppose everyone knows what really happened. Clint Eastwood went back in time and ejaculated into the primordial soup.
What the heck's a white hole?
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:20 AM
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe, a white hole returns it.
It effectively spews time back into the universe.
So what is it?
It effectively spews time back into the universe.
So what is it?
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:26 AM
So... black holes suck, and white holes blow?
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:50 AM
Eloquently put Sir.
So who's going to be the first to tell us where that paraphrased explanation came from?
So who's going to be the first to tell us where that paraphrased explanation came from?
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 10:12 AM
Kryten, of course.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 03:50 PM
Maybe, just maybe, black holes force the universe to expand, because at the center of the universe is a gigantic white hole.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 14 October 2005 - 01:43 PM
Touche,
I think not.
I think not.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>