Monkey vs God
#81
Posted 14 October 2005 - 07:38 PM
I believe in the power of the monkey. The power to redeem all non monkey believers, the POWER to RIGHTEOUSLY REDEEM the rancid renegades that rarely repel or 'rappell' the right to rigoursly repudate.
Right on!
Leviticus 13:23
"And the Lord did look upon his tail and did proclaim it the equal of all tails, and on second thoughts perhaps finer, as he could use his to hang upside down from.
And they did not question this ability as it was there for all to see. In fact he did proclaim this proclamation whilst hanging thusly upside down from a coconut tree. And as he did so spittle from banana did fall upon the Lord's face and all who saw it did agree it was so. In fact, all around did lose a little respect for the creator."
Proof if needed that the monkey lives and did indeed create all. As for the unbelievers who reply "Well then ... who created the monkey?" It is obvious, a large Chimpanzee named Alfred or for our Spanish readers, Alfredo.
Right on!
Leviticus 13:23
"And the Lord did look upon his tail and did proclaim it the equal of all tails, and on second thoughts perhaps finer, as he could use his to hang upside down from.
And they did not question this ability as it was there for all to see. In fact he did proclaim this proclamation whilst hanging thusly upside down from a coconut tree. And as he did so spittle from banana did fall upon the Lord's face and all who saw it did agree it was so. In fact, all around did lose a little respect for the creator."
Proof if needed that the monkey lives and did indeed create all. As for the unbelievers who reply "Well then ... who created the monkey?" It is obvious, a large Chimpanzee named Alfred or for our Spanish readers, Alfredo.
#83
Posted 14 October 2005 - 10:54 PM
I saw a car in front of me at the cleaners today. In addition to a Kerry sticker, there was one of those silver fish shapes and inside it it said "n' chips". And I thought "well, aren't you the cleverest of all" and then thought, "no; you yourself didn't make that up- you purchased it, in all liklihood to annoy folks like me." So I smiled and let them drive on; besides, it was redundant. I'd already assessed them as mindless lemmings but aren't we all.
#85
Posted 15 October 2005 - 12:32 PM
Despondent: Would you still consider them lemmings if the bumperstickers said "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ANYONE BUT BUSH!!"?
Lemmings: Why would any creature deliberately disobey its survival instinct and have mass suicides?
Two theories:
1) Lemmings are all part of a cult, and are going to meet their maker.
2) Lemmings are philosophers and the weight of the world crushes them eventually.
Either way, it makes me think that they're running the show behind the scenes, not those Five Jew Bankers.
A message from the deeps!
Lemmings: Why would any creature deliberately disobey its survival instinct and have mass suicides?
Two theories:
1) Lemmings are all part of a cult, and are going to meet their maker.
2) Lemmings are philosophers and the weight of the world crushes them eventually.
Either way, it makes me think that they're running the show behind the scenes, not those Five Jew Bankers.
A message from the deeps!
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#86
Posted 15 October 2005 - 01:31 PM
lemmings never fall off cliffs by themselves... There was a theory long ago that they did, so Walt Disney went to make a video of it. Seeing that the Lemming would not go off by themselves, he pushed them off by the dozens. To this day, there has never been actual proof of them doing it, or even fake proof like Disney's.
#89
Posted 16 October 2005 - 01:37 AM
I'm slightly confused now, I think I missed something.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#90
Posted 16 October 2005 - 02:18 PM
I was pretending that there was some deep meaning behind the lemming's suicidal tendencies, and Banned just shot me down and reminded me that it's just an interesting myth created by the liars of early 50's Disney, and lemmings don't kill themselves any more than other rodents.
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