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Post icon  Posted 01 June 2005 - 01:16 PM

Post All the Stupid Things You Find On The Internet...
Such As:
Tesco Fruit Juice Carton
On bottom side: "Keep Upright".
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 02:33 PM

Well, I didn't find this on the internet. I really, actually found it.

Can of Terpentine
On label : "Warning: Contains Terpentine."

And also, I've gone to a peanut store, and all of their packages of peanuts read "Warning: May contain traces of peanuts".
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 04:43 PM

this one time i was reading some sort of peanut package alot like yours,a nd it said "May contain Peanuts.."
o.o some people rso stupid..
oh and a hairdryer
"Do not use while your sleeping"
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 06:30 PM

Oh my. This topic will get moved.
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 09:27 PM

If only i could find a way to move it..
as it has nothing to do with television...
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 10:01 PM

On my bottle of sleeping pills:

MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 10:03 PM

hahaha.
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 10:36 PM

For Christmas lights
For indoor and outdoor use only.

As opposed to what?
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Posted 02 June 2005 - 05:15 AM

For a chainsaw:
"Do not attampt to stop with hands"
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
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Posted 03 June 2005 - 08:46 PM

QUOTE (Cinnimin? @ Jun 1 2005, 09:27 PM)
If only i could find a way to move it..
as it has nothing to do with television...
blink.gif

Yeah, why'd you put it in the TV forum?

Ehh, I don't have any labels that you guys haven't seen already.
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Posted 04 June 2005 - 12:50 AM

I put it in the TV form.. cause im to blond to figure out how to put it i others.. buut i have figured it out. o.o blink.gif
and for the christmas lights... what about for body decoration.. O.o
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Posted 04 June 2005 - 01:38 PM

But the decoration would either be outside or inside.
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Posted 04 June 2005 - 10:09 PM

not if your.. Inside and outside.
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Posted 01 February 2007 - 07:03 PM

I know this is two years old but I have something new to add:

On the Voltcraft manual it says:

"The charger may not be used on humans or animals."

Does this sound stupid?

How is it even possible make this happen with round cell chargers? The current is very small. The chances are very unlikely to get an electric shock from a pit.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 01 February 2007 - 07:04 PM

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 07:59 PM

Danger Railway Lines Ahead
No entry to non personnel


Stupid people: 40,000 volts

Intelligent people: 30 KA

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