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#31 User is offline   Mnesymone Icon

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 08:58 PM

Disturbing, Icey... ahh, but Janey, you can throw cows at me but I can "run away!" and nothing bad will happen. But if you get within moose-throwing range then you shall be struck by a moose... besides, the longsword is 36''... the knife is what - 10-14''.... between that and my reach I can take your arm from your shoulder before I get a BFK to the liver.
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 09:00 PM

But then you have struck a girl and must commit Seppuku in shame.
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 09:02 PM

QUOTE (Icey @ May 31 2005, 09:00 PM)
But then you have struck a girl and must commit Seppuku in shame.

That's right!

You can't hurt me, I have a vagina!

EDIT: Oh god, did I really just say that?

If I can make one person crack up with that line, it will all be worth it.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 31 May 2005 - 09:05 PM

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 09:04 PM

we can't give her a sword wound, cause she already has an ax-

i'll stop there, shall i...
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 09:05 PM

I can't hurt Jane, but I can hurt Jexxer!
Hah! I bypassed my own chivalric instincts!
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 09:05 PM

One can only strike a woman if one has a serious romantic relationship with her, and she breaks his trust by cheating on him. Then the man earns the right to slap her ONCE in the face at the first opportunity, and has a single minute to do so. If he does more or later, he must commit seppuku.

So sayeth Pétur the Wise.
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 11:22 PM

Bitch. And give me back my black t-shirt.

I'm glad I gave up trying to keep up a long time ago. Congrats, Barend.
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 12:23 AM

Aaah, Petur, not Petru...I just realised I misspellt Icey's name in his birthday thread.

Ok, I'll disappear now so as not to dusturb you guys watching Mnesymone chop Jance and vice-versa. I like all my limbs too much even to sit here and watch...

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Posted 01 June 2005 - 12:57 AM

*reaches for the gummi bears*
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 01:53 AM

*is torn between making his own vagina jokes, procuring a weapon, changing his signature, and stealing gummi bears*
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 01:53 AM

GOD DAMNED DOUBLE POST

This post has been edited by Chyld: 01 June 2005 - 01:53 AM

When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 01 June 2005 - 02:13 AM

QUOTE (Mnesymone @ May 31 2005, 09:05 PM)
I can't hurt Jane, but I can hurt Jexxer!
Hah! I bypassed my own chivalric instincts!

Ha HA! We're both Female!
Check out my crappy drawings!

Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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Posted 01 June 2005 - 04:50 AM

Then why did you say that the collective entity known as Sherwood crosses over both genders?
And why is the picture of Jexxer a weird monster?
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 08:29 AM

Because there are other muses, such as Banning, who are male. Jane is female, and Jexxer(Sarah herself)is also female.
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 09:06 AM

QUOTE (Madam Corvax @ Jun 1 2005, 12:23 AM)
I like all my limbs too much even to sit here and watch...


So do I, but the risk is what makes watching exciting!
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
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