[Jane Sherwood]

(Actually, no. I heard about the controversy over the confederate flag, but not much else. One, because I haven't been in SC for years and was too young to really understand it when I was. Two, because I ignore the outside world.)

[Spoon Poetic]

(((Good idea. I might have to try that.)))

[Slade]

I actively hide from the outside world when I don't just ignore it. And given all of you people who decided that I should be eaten, it's been a wise decision.

I refuse to let you throw ignorance and intolerance onto me. You may eat me if you tell me what people taste like, but I get to decide the marinade.

[barend]

let's throw in some bacon and lettice and make a cesar slade.

[floppydisk]

What do you think people taste like? I'm betting its a mixture of mostly chicken, a little bit of pork, and a lot of grease.

[WalkingCarpet]

Well, human beings are, by nature, evil, bad and wrong.

Therefore I believe they taste of Marmite.

[Slade]

Quiet, Hobbes. People start out neutral with some leanings toward things like everything else.

[Mirithorn]

Hmm... Some people describe the smell of burning human flesh as unpleasant, but so long as we don't burn him he might taste all right. Hard to imagine before the fact, really.

[barend]

humans don't taste like chicken.

that was a joke by f.murray abraham in loaded weapon 1.

we're red meat. so more like beef...




Man flavored tofu
(for cannibals going vego)

This post has been edited by barend: 30 November 2005 - 04:09 PM

[Wayne]

Who wants to carve the suckling infant?

[floppydisk]

You guys are going to make me puke. I almost lost it reading that thing about human substitute.

[Otal Nimrodi]

Let's play get FD to puke, shall we?

[Jane Sherwood]

(*chews on a hangnail*)

[Chyld]

*chews on the all-but-non-existant stubs of his fingernails*

What?

[Wayne]

You know, I imagine if you sauteed some human tenderloin in a bit of human bone marrow, you'd get an interesting flavor.