[barend]

Is someone gonna attack me? Or am I just gonna sit here and hand out gummi bears?

....

Sit here and hand out? Okay. lol

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i hear talking but a don't taste gummi....

[floppydisk]

And you can't act as Jane's champion without her say-so.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'm not her champion, I just wanna fight. So.....

*my chainsaw bites into MNE's shoulder, spinning and tearing flesh from his body. Blood is splattered against the wall, making for interesting interior decor*

[Mnesymone]

Well, if you're gonna be like that...
Throwing Moose clocks Floppy in face, silken sound as longsword is drawn and I pass my blade through your right elbow, and the chainsaw falls to the ground as you don't have enough strength left in your arm to hold it.

[Icey]

Oh my god! You stabbed a minor in the shoulder with a bladey thingie! You monster!

First you threaten women, now you try to assassinate minors... Where will this END!?!

[barend]

i shall crush them all!!!

[floppydisk]

If I can't hold my chainsaw, how the hell do you manage to pick up a longsword with your shoulder ripped apart from my chainsaw?

*I collapse to the ground and grab my dagger from my boot, clutch MNE about the ankles, and start cutting his knees off*

On second thought, we should probably team up to squash barend...

[Jane Sherwood]

I am TRYING to enjoy the GORE SHOW here! Down in front!

(*pelts Icey with gummi bears*)

[floppydisk]

*Having managed to gnaw off one of MNE's kneecaps, I start on the other*

[Mnesymone]

Because you tore open my left shoulder with a straight pass of the chainsaw... I drew my with my right hand, and cut upwards as I drew through the msuculature and arteries at your elbow leaving your arm to fail.
Now as you hack at my knees and I am still standing for a moment I set my sword to the base of the back of your neck and crack open your thoracic vertebra. You, Floppy, just lost, and without immediate medical attention you will become quadraplegic... meanwhile, me with my savagely torn shoulder and my cut open knees and hamstrings will bleed terribly and go into shock and then if they fix me up I shall never regain full mobility in my legs and left arm without total knee reconstructions.
That was a good fight - thanks for that one.
We crippled each other. Just because you wanted to fight. Bastardio!

[floppydisk]

I also chopped off your testicles while you weren't looking.

Edit: BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

This post has been edited by floppydisk: 02 June 2005 - 10:29 PM

[jariten]

なんだっべ、、、、、、、

[barend]

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*breaths fire to remind you all who's most powerful*
*sits on building watching the small ones cut each other up*
*guestures for more gummi bears*
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[J m HofMarN]

Don't be so sure Sime, I have only to defeat Chefelf and Heccubus and then you're next on the list! YARGH! But it'll take a great effort to bring down Barend...

[Slade]

Yeah, the bloody monster... We'll need three men in rubber monster suits, one real Trogdor, and a robot that can grow and shrink its own size at will to defeat him.

Damn, I missed the action. I was getting ready to don the fedora and get out the scythe.

If Ms. Sherwood was skilled at evasive maneuvers and parrying/riposting, she could get close enough to cut you.

And Mne and floppy, you're both such twinks it makes me sick to even consider joining you in that session.

This post has been edited by Slade: 04 June 2005 - 12:07 AM

[Mnesymone]

Don't worry... we're finished hacking each other. Gummi time.