My God's cock is bigger then your god's

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My God's cock is bigger then your god's

#1 Kirby

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 11:51 PM

Awsomeness

My zingy-est part of the website is this:

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If you are a hypocrite or other hellbound rebel, REPENT of all your wicked sins, BELIEVE the gospel, and stop dishonouring King Jesus. Ye must be born again! Flee from the wrath to come!

King? I didn't vote for no king.

Well thats my one liner

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#2 J m HofMarN

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Posted 28 May 2005 - 12:17 AM

I cant exactly remember as a matter of fact. I think what happened was I was searching for the group that had been harassing fellow Christian baiter Seanbaby and I found that site. It's actually what inspired me to open a website. I'm going to post more stuff on their site as I get the chance. For those of you not in the know, the article is located here.

http://jmhofman.tripod.com/id39.html

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.

- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

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Posted 28 May 2005 - 03:30 AM

Awright! This is too keen for words! Even though it is just words...

I think that if Jesus actually did pop up and start turning water into wine these guys would call him a drunken wizard and burn him at the stake.
I read that over, and over and over and I just kept giggling.

I suppose the message is that if you read the "wrong" bible you will smell bad.
In them new bibles, they actually say thou shalt not bathe in the first commandment. So that's pretty bad.

#4 J m HofMarN

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Posted 28 May 2005 - 07:27 AM

And just think - if you look at their site I've still got 3/4ths to review, so I can take even more piss out of em.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.

- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

#5 J m HofMarN

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 08:10 AM

I just put up part two of the review.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.

- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 03:46 AM

I just have to say JM you are at your best bashing shite like that.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 04:22 AM

Aye, tis nice to see you're as good at brutally savaging incompetents as you are at writing things. You'll go far in this whole website thing.

And I think I've worked out what Jelly Pufflemur refers to, but I'm going to shut up and see if anyone else gets it...

This post has been edited by Chyld: 30 May 2005 - 04:22 AM

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#8 J m HofMarN

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 08:58 AM

MC- Thanks I'm glad you liked it, there'll be much more to come.

Chyld- Thanks for the vote of confidence mate I'll definately keep at this. Oh and keep your mouth shut!

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.

- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 10:41 AM

Yes, it is only for JM, myself and Slade to know. And you apparantly.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 12:22 PM

I got it as soon as I read the sites name. Incidentally, there's no mention of ____________. Why not?

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 12:55 PM

Frankly, they suck big ones.

In a dead, crushed, smashed up way.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 07:41 PM

Normally I'd view this kind of spoiling for a fight with the Christian right as uncalled for, however I just realised, These guys are hooked up with comic tract wierdo Jack Chick.

So it's okay.

(and JM's article's far too amusing to waste)

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#13 J m HofMarN

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 08:36 PM

Sime- This is cool, keeping the site's name's meaning a secret and forbidding un-named words just seems to create an aura of mystery around the place. I can almost hear some dodgy jazz music playing in the background.

Floppydisk- Well, much like history, websites are written by the winners. Roadkill are in no way to be considered winners.

Laughlyn- If you think its uncalled for you probably havnt seen their site, these guys are frickin loonies. They dont even count as right wing. Right wing Christians don't go about condemning catolics to hell for no apparent reason. Hell even I don't do that. Glad you liked it though.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.

- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.