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Forum rules time for tyranny!

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 09:40 PM

Now that we have our own forums, a reign of terror like none before will begin. In order to properly facilitate fear in the masses I'm going to get together with my fellow military rulers and make up a list of ten words that cannot be typed in this forum. Just to be extra evil we're not even going to tell anyone what the words are. But if you post one of the forbidden words it will be edited into something completely nonsensical and possibly incriminating. Once a word is used that word will change to another random word, so that noone posts a full topic of that word just to bug us. We control your thoughts. Hooligans! Scruffles! Murfs! KWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ok so maybe we're not very good at tyranny, but that does sound like a fun thing to do, so watch out!

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 27 May 2005 - 10:13 PM

Excellent, this forum's going to be the most insane one ever.

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 10:51 PM

I do... I do. And I tell you it's fuggin awesome. Theres all these flashing lights on my screen and theres a red button infront of me that lets me kill anyone who has ever looked at the forums and have their families donkey raped. And theres all of thise green code running down my screen that I can just barely make out, and there's like a double thing on the thing, and my keyboard has over two hundred keys on it. No, wait, that's the LSD, not the moderator options. Sorry.

By the way, Slade and I decided on what words would be forbidden, so be ware. Hooligans!

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 28 May 2005 - 07:35 AM

I feared this would happen. We put him in a position of power, and it's already going to his head (Or is that just the lysergic acid?). Could we see the list of banned words in advance, or do we have to test the system?

Let's see now:

Hitler, nazi's, Lucas, Starwars, George W bush......
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Posted 28 May 2005 - 09:05 AM

Oh no, they're not words that you're likely to use or words that are offensive, that wouldnt be fun. They're just random words. And if we told you what they were it wouldnt be any fun. So, for example, one day you could be posting somy lyrics, and you'll type "Jeremiah was a bullfrog." and the next day you'll come back to find that you discovered one of the forbidden words and your post was changed to "Jeremiah was a sock puppet."

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Posted 28 May 2005 - 10:49 AM

*decides to hang around for what appears to be the damned weirdest party the forums have ever had*
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Posted 28 May 2005 - 11:54 AM

This is gonna be great. Oh, and I was just curious, cause it still says members in your group name, JM.

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Posted 28 May 2005 - 01:11 PM

Chyld- You were expecting something conventional?

FD- I'm somewhere in limbo in between. And none of those are forbidden words, carry on citizen.

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Posted 28 May 2005 - 01:55 PM

How about..... Panties?
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Posted 28 May 2005 - 02:12 PM

*eats floppydisk*

Chances are, JM has moderator abilities for this forum, and this forum only. Once he steps on my turf, he's as weak as a kitten with its paws stuck to an anvil.
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Posted 28 May 2005 - 09:58 PM

FD - Nope, this aint the Dont Mention Panties game.

Heccubus- Yar! Just you wait. Soon my influence will spread and people will be unable to say the forbidden words safely anywhere! Hahahaha! Can you imagine it? A world without the words that people cannot say! It'll be utopia!

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 03:41 AM

JM - I've been gone only for four days and in the meantime you got delusions of grandeur, huh?

Anyway. maybe this forum will turn out to be anice place where you can have a nonsensical chat at a normal pace? And even thought JM has moderator's power we will be all scheming against him. At least I know I will be. biggrin.gif

Ok, I suggest the word normal to be banned here.
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Posted 30 May 2005 - 08:51 AM

Woohoo I love scheming! Welcome to the forums MC, I hope you brought your hammer. And no normal is not one of the forbidden words either.

Hey, what do you mean by "delusions"? I'm the real thing, baby!

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 09:50 AM

Wow, I'm a moderater here before even writing an article. Awesome. Better get to work.
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Posted 30 May 2005 - 07:52 PM

My plan to get people to write articles is going perfectly. Now all I need to do is make everyone else moderators and I wont have to do a bit of work ever KWAHAHAHAHA!

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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