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Posted 06 February 2006 - 10:42 PM

No, no, no. A naked pagan lesbian would be much hotter-er, better at taking over the world! I'm behind you 100%!
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Posted 06 February 2006 - 10:44 PM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Feb 6 2006, 10:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No, no, no. A naked pagan lesbian would be much hotter-er, better at taking over the world! I'm behind you 100%!


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Posted 07 February 2006 - 01:01 AM

I have to agree with Abbey. Just make Barend a council member or something...
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Posted 07 February 2006 - 05:52 PM

the f*** you say!?!

i'd be in charge... but you wouldn't ever see me...

i'm like the eye of sauron, charlie's angels' charlie, the bad guy who turns out to be the mayor in police academy 6, whoever owns cube, the tape recording in saw, keither sutherland in phonebooth, jabba the hut, and so forth...

and naked lesbians would run rampant! armed with friken lasers attached to their heads murdereing metrosexuals in a metrophobic frenzie of violence and nakidity!!!

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Posted 07 February 2006 - 06:43 PM

Metrophobic is an awesome word.

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Posted 07 February 2006 - 06:51 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 7 2006, 05:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i'm like the eye of sauron, charlie's angels' charlie, the bad guy who turns out to be the mayor in police academy 6, whoever owns cube, the tape recording in saw, keither sutherland in phonebooth, jabba the hut, and so forth...



The fact that you can reference a scene from police academy 6 automatically disqualifies you from any leadership position.

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Posted 07 February 2006 - 11:39 PM

who even said there was a police academy 6?


besides which... you don't want to challange me.
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Posted 08 February 2006 - 01:21 AM

... How?
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Posted 08 February 2006 - 08:34 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 7 2006, 11:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
who even said there was a police academy 6?
besides which... you don't want to challange me.
i control the lesbians.


You may control them now, but I have a feeling they could easily be swayed to join me when I’m ready to begin amassing my army . I think I have… a little more to offer. Or a little less rather. What is really going to be difficult is convincing the bisexual girls. At the end of the day, they seem to lean a little straight. Come to think of it - I'm like a straight girl magnet!

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Posted 08 February 2006 - 05:36 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Feb 8 2006, 01:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
... How?


that's like asking for hitler's pin number...

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Posted 08 February 2006 - 06:29 PM

Not until I get a straight answer from you!!!

Ok, I think that's enough. Let's get back on topic.

Sex before marriage: Yay or nay and why?
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Posted 08 February 2006 - 11:53 PM

Does having oral sex = losing virginity? My parents seem to think so. Just wondering what others have to say on the subject.
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 08:25 AM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Feb 8 2006, 11:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Does having oral sex = losing virginity? My parents seem to think so. Just wondering what others have to say on the subject.


I think for the initial virginity thing - no oral sex shouldnt count. But after the initial penetration, oral sex does qualify as sex. But if your willing to have oral sex before marriage, then you must not be waiting for marriage to have sex because of your religious beliefs, so I don't see what the big deal is anyway. Besides, it would totally suck to marry someone and have no idea if they were horrible in bed. And besides, its good to have some skills built up if and when you meet somebody you want to be with for a long period of time.
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 01:02 PM

Well, if you're going to marry someone, then hopefully both partners are willing to invest the time and effort of practicing to get good in bed if one is bad. And someone in a good relationship should be understanding and patient if problems like that arise... or don't, depending on the situation. shifty.gif
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 05:14 PM

Exactly, Slade. If you love someone enough to marry them, I'd hope that you'd be willing to work together to get "good in bed," and I'd assume that it'd be something special in its own self. (Besides - I'd rather be with someone who wasn't very good in bed, but that I knew would be loyal to me and wasn't a total slut, than to be with someone was excellent in bed, because they "built skills" by sleeping around sooo much before getting to me tongue.gif)
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