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#76 User is offline   Madam Corvax Icon

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Posted 01 June 2005 - 07:40 AM

Ha, that stirred my memory too... Garnet plate of strentght... Amulet and two rings of zodiac... And there is nothing like a good chain lightning... I have to blow the dust off it sometime.

However, I am five foot four, a little on the short side for an elf...

Chyld has a beard??? I must have missed something again.
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 08:28 AM

Well he is opting for a dwarf, and we can't have a dwarf without a beard

Regarding the height issue, I'm sure there must be some small elves somewhere, or we could just get you some heels. biggrin.gif

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Posted 01 June 2005 - 10:14 AM

Well, I'm a 6' dwarf, so I don't know...

Besides, such a Fellowship as ours needs a Dwarf! You Elves can have your bows, but when something with a big club comes within arms reach, where are you? Hitted, that's where.
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 11:10 AM

QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Jun 1 2005, 06:08 AM)
Thankyou Madam, I may have found something to workfrom now (or at least a few elements to merge together). Chyld's problem since he'd be near unrecognisable beneith a beard, and I'm not quite sure how the elf people would take to the crazy floppy dog ears.....

Make it a dwarf with a nose ring... that'll work...

I propose that my weapons are two long, razor sharp daggers, plus my bow, with magic arrow spell effect. That's only if we're going classical style. If we're going modern, I get a baseball bat and shotgun.
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 06:04 PM

Well - I'd have to be a longsword and sidearm dagger in classic style or a longsword and sidearm pistol in modern.

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Posted 01 June 2005 - 06:13 PM

I'm a 6'5" Hobbit! That means that I may only wield one weapon. The Bo. Which works in any setting your mind can fathom.
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 06:25 PM

QUOTE (Madam Corvax @ Jun 1 2005, 07:40 AM)
However, I am five foot four, a little on the short side for an elf...

That shouldn't be an issue, I'm the same height!
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 06:50 PM

i'm totally obviously Glaurung then...
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 07:27 PM

Ahhh... Glaurung the wingless dragon - still, Glaurung (and thusly Barend) knows to not mess with dwarven armies - but he did kick butt.
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Posted 02 June 2005 - 12:33 AM

Pistol? Pistol for an elf? Ok, I suppose at one time or the other they must have invented gunpowder biggrin.gif

Anyway, I am an elf, then, and I remember now - it was meteoric bow of perfection! Gave you this incredible pierecing ability. If I killed Diablo with it, I am use it will work against Glaurung too. For lesser monsters any bow would do - I just used stone curse and blow them off my path like dust. But as it did not work doe Diablo, I am sure Glaurung is immune too.
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Posted 02 June 2005 - 12:44 AM

glaurung killed alot of dwarves, but wasn't killed by any, so no... he wouldn't know better...
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Posted 02 June 2005 - 01:48 AM

In one of the battles before Thangorodrim Morgoth released glaurung and as soon as he appeared, hundreds of dwarves wearing helmets like welding masks came at him and hacked at him, he killed their leader, then headed back within Angband to lick his wounds.
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Posted 02 June 2005 - 02:02 AM

he was young... he wasn't ready... he only had 100+ posts...
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Posted 02 June 2005 - 06:11 AM

And all his posts were "Gnarghh! Burn and die!" though he did get eloquent in later life... after Turin slashed him open.

Still - he would still be careful and avoid frontal engagements with dwarven armies.
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Posted 03 June 2005 - 01:54 AM

Barend is even more inhumane, 5k posts... Everyone run away, before you are BURNiNATED.
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