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Posted 31 May 2005 - 12:39 PM

QUOTE (Kirby @ May 31 2005, 01:23 AM)
Oh yeah baby, I'd love to be a hobbit. But not an elf, stupid tree hugging sissy's*.

*If you ever played against an elf deck in Magic: teh gathering, you'd understand.

I know, they're fucking annoying. Especially when there's a ton of them, and they can regenerate. I have a deck that centers around Pheldagrifs. I don't play anymore, but if you want to have a go, I can fire up my old Magic Online account.

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I suppose that Chefelf is the equivalent of Elrond...

Who else wants in on this quest?
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 05:51 PM

That makes me want to do an elf-y avatar drawing now.




...Not that I'm saying it'll ever get done, though...
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 07:03 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ May 31 2005, 10:51 PM)
That makes me want to do an elf-y avatar drawing now.
...Not that I'm saying it'll ever get done, though...


However If I get bored\drunk\despirate for an script enough again......
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 07:19 PM

*Giggles* I gets to be the hobbitses! *Giggles*

We now officially need a poster for that.
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 08:11 PM

I could have a go at it - however while I'm fine and doing monsters, weapons, armour, monsters wearing armour and waving weapons and suchlike I have a hard time doing people.

Laughlyn's stuff is probably the best - so if he's willing.
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 08:34 PM

Sadly the current miss Laughlyn holds the timescale right now, It's tuesday, I'm not due to get drunk enough to attempt this sort of thing until the weekend, and I can't find a decent LOTR poster to work from that involves all the proposed cast members. Elrond\chefelf being near fucking impossible to find. Why do nearly half of all LOTR posters involve genderless pretty boy bloom?

God damn poster industry.
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 08:50 PM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ May 31 2005, 12:39 PM)
I know, they're fucking annoying. Especially when there's a ton of them, and they can regenerate. I have a deck that centers around Pheldagrifs. I don't play anymore, but if you want to have a go, I can fire up my old Magic Online account.

Okay, so the list is as follows

Elves:
1)floppydisk
2)Mnesymone
3)Laughlyn
4)Jane Sherwood

Hobbits:
1)Emu
2)Kirby
3)Icey

Dwarves:
1)Chyld

I suppose that Chefelf is the equivalent of Elrond...

Who else wants in on this quest?


oh shit... that reminds me...

i'd better get back to work, huh...
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 12:43 AM

What about me. Bastards. I was the fifth elf.
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 02:27 AM

Five Elves? What can an Elf with a bow do, that a Dwarf with a good hammer can't?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 01 June 2005 - 02:38 AM

Ranged attacks?

Garrote someone with the bowstring?
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 03:30 AM

Laughlyn - for good LOTR posters try theonering.net If they don't have it, nobody has.

And what about me? You have an she-elf, a she-hobbit, I won't mind being the she-dwarf, althought I don't have eeee..... beard. But I can get a two-handed battle axe Diablo-style.

And yes, Barend... You'd better. :angry:
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 04:57 AM

Madam, the suggestion of the fellowship of the bar was for elves of k+ and hobbits of k-... as such, you are, if you wish, an elf.
Besides - though an axe is an unconventional weapon for an elf, I'm sure rules can be bent.
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 05:31 AM

ph34r.gif The level of abstraction is too high for me, it seems.
Chyld is certainly k+, why is he a separate category? It if it the number of little blue Cs that count, then Chyld has six, and Jane too!

I have nothing against being an elf, though. There is nothing like a good diamont bow of the zodiac
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 06:08 AM

QUOTE (Madam Corvax @ Jun 1 2005, 08:30 AM)
Laughlyn - for good LOTR posters try theonering.net If they don't have it, nobody has.


Thankyou Madam, I may have found something to workfrom now (or at least a few elements to merge together). Chyld's problem since he'd be near unrecognisable beneith a beard, and I'm not quite sure how the elf people would take to the crazy floppy dog ears.....
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 06:43 AM

Diamond bow of the Zodiac? Ahh... stirring forgotten memories of Diablo and my old demonspike coat... ahh that rogue kicked ass - way better than my warrior with no good weapons and my sorcerer with no good spells.

I think Chyld chose to be a dwarf... or something.
Besides, there is something to be admired in the whole five-foot-tall but stronger than most men with a battleaxe to boot industry.
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