*If you ever played against an elf deck in Magic: teh gathering, you'd understand.
I know, they're fucking annoying. Especially when there's a ton of them, and they can regenerate. I have a deck that centers around Pheldagrifs. I don't play anymore, but if you want to have a go, I can fire up my old Magic Online account.
Okay, so the list is as follows
Elves:
1)floppydisk
2)Mnesymone
3)Laughlyn
4)Jane Sherwood
Hobbits:
1)Emu
2)Kirby
3)Icey
Dwarves:
1)Chyld
I suppose that Chefelf is the equivalent of Elrond...
Who else wants in on this quest?