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#106 User is offline   Emu Icon

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Posted 05 June 2005 - 02:50 PM

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And I am not going to dispute that you're the tallest, undoubtedly towering over my fearsome stature of about 5'4" or so.
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 09:46 AM

My 6'2" isn't even close.
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 01:17 PM

That's big. I'm only 5'10"
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 08:06 PM

I think around 5'10" is a good size (at least looking up from my angle). Not towering, but not short either.
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 11:47 PM

my non godzilla form size is 6' (give or take a few millimeters)
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 01:21 AM

Like I said, I'm 5'7". But I have a build that says "I can kick ass if I really have to." I don't let on that my build is bluffing.
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 02:07 AM

my body doesn't say it can kick ass, it says: "i'm lazy... and if you make me get up, I'll kill you!!!"
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 02:20 AM

You're not lazy, you're conserving your energy for some serious ass-kicking! thumbsup.gif
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 02:28 AM

My build suggests "I drink beer. Lots of beer. Oh, and don't look for arm muscles or we'll be here until the Second Coming".

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 03:59 AM

I'm about 6'2" and weight only 69kg. My Body Mass ratio(or whatever it is called)falls into the 'under weight' catagory. I refer to myself as lanky. Regardless, I am not an imposing figure.

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 04:44 AM

QUOTE (Emu @ Jun 5 2005, 02:50 PM)
my fearsome stature of about 5'4" or so.


Seems like it is the standard height of girls in these forums biggrin.gif
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 09:18 AM

I see your 5'4 and raise you a 5'5!
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:17 PM

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QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Jun 7 2005, 02:20 AM)
You're not lazy, you're conserving your energy for some serious ass-kicking! thumbsup.gif


i actually prevented a fight a while back by saying: "guys, my shoulder is really sore, and if you guys force me use it i'm only going to throw kill-shots at you so i can end my pain sooner and get back to my drink..."

which supprisingly ended things right there and then...
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 10:57 PM

I wouldn't want to fight a Belushi. And Sime, just show people your scars and make up good stories for them. That will help.
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 11:24 PM

if only i'd said schooner instead of drink... then it would have rhymed...
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