How big is Barend? The sizes at Chefelf.
#1
Posted 25 May 2005 - 11:30 PM
These members have generated 70020 posts.
The average number of posts per member is therefore 110.
If you assume the average person is 175 cm tall (bit of an assumption but fairly accurate) that gives you an idea of a figurative 'size' for everyone here at ChefElf.Com.
There are probably lots of members who are invisible, because they have made no posts. But everyone who has made a post has a 'size' based on this. Every 0.628 posts made gives 1 centimetre of height. These figures will change as time passes but are accurate for now.
By this count, the much-loved Emu, for all she may seem like a quiet one and conservative with her posting, at around 400 posts is actually more than six metres tall! People who might be considered to be mid-ranking, the just sub and super custom rank mob, like me at about 850 up to Jariten at about 1100 are phenomenally huge... 13 1/2 metres for me and 17 1/2 metres for Jariten.
Top Tens are getting really, really big.
But the ultimate question is... just how big is Barend.
At about 4850 posts, by the current figures, Barend is so far above the average posting that if posting was size he would be almost 80 metres tall.
Though not yet a match for Godzilla, Barend is twice as tall as King Kong. The next largest active poster, the Green Knight Simon, is 25 metres shorter than bloody big Barend. A disturbing thought for this argument would be if Rory were still... well, you know.
There you go, Barend. You might not be 21337 yet, but you are eighty metres tall.
#2
Posted 26 May 2005 - 12:22 AM
someone found a practical use for mathematics...
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#4
Posted 26 May 2005 - 12:31 AM
Still, awsome analysis.
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#6
Posted 26 May 2005 - 12:37 AM
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#7
Posted 26 May 2005 - 07:46 AM
Heh... heh, heh. *snicker*
So... how tall am I? In feet, please, I'm a stupid American.
#8
Posted 26 May 2005 - 09:00 AM
Floppydisk, you're 25 1/4 metres tall, which is 82' 10''.
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#9
Posted 26 May 2005 - 09:21 AM
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#10
Posted 26 May 2005 - 03:06 PM
Plus I'm short, so the idea of being over a hundred feet tall is very fun.
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#11
Posted 26 May 2005 - 03:48 PM
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#12
Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:20 PM
But Helena's measures are pretty much right on.
We are a huge bunch, aren't we?
#13
Posted 26 May 2005 - 07:44 PM
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#15
Posted 26 May 2005 - 08:13 PM
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