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ok, im sure you will all be super pissed about this one or think its super funny, i dunno.
well its about that yoda dude .............
the entrance to the Jedi Temple, a hunchback brings forth a baby to the disguised Clone Troopers. In the hunback's arms is a small baby. The hunchbank presents the baby to the Clone Trooper, claiming it is a Jedi.
"Anyone could grab some deformed kid and claim it's anything they want. How do you know it's a Jedi?" asks the Sergeant.
The baby replies: "My lightsaber, the first clue would be, hmm?"
Suddenly, a green saber ignites, slashing across the sergeant's face. The hunchback man rights himself and a blue blade appears.
In a clipped Coruscant accent, Obi-Wan states: "Please don't try to resist. No one has to get hurt."
The men of Decoy Squad Five attack. None of them survive.
n a scene designed for Kashyyyk, Yoda covers himself in mud and acts like a madman in an effort to throw off deadly Clone Troopers.
According to the book, the Kashyyyk scene was put in the movie to show us how serious and wise Master Yoda is capable of performing simple tricks, like he did later with Luke in ESB.
dig in boys...........
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Posted 22 March 2005 - 04:04 PM
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Posted 22 March 2005 - 04:59 PM
Yep, already seen both of them. To be honest, I can't even be bothered to bash them; I think this kind of garbage speaks for itself.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
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Posted 22 March 2005 - 07:48 PM
yoda as a baby is funny...
but it is pretty undignified.
UTF. i'm lost...
i can't remember where you stand on the whole SW thing...
so, where do you stand on the whole SW thing again?
but it is pretty undignified.
UTF. i'm lost...
i can't remember where you stand on the whole SW thing...
so, where do you stand on the whole SW thing again?
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Posted 22 March 2005 - 11:27 PM
I can't wait to see this shit now.
I can't wait to type billions of gigabytes worth of criticism about this.
George Lucas is doing nothing but feeding my urge to bash him even more, perhaps I am being driven by His Evilness to the Darkside.
I can't wait to type billions of gigabytes worth of criticism about this.
George Lucas is doing nothing but feeding my urge to bash him even more, perhaps I am being driven by His Evilness to the Darkside.
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Posted 23 March 2005 - 02:23 AM
***SPOILER***
There will be a scene in ROTS where Palpatine ties Yoda up and fucks him in the ass until Bruce Willis comes in and has a saber duel with Palpatine that results in him stealing Palpatines ship.
Really, that's the only thing I can imagine them doing to further defame Yoda and since Lucas is going for "dark" I think its possible.
There will be a scene in ROTS where Palpatine ties Yoda up and fucks him in the ass until Bruce Willis comes in and has a saber duel with Palpatine that results in him stealing Palpatines ship.
Really, that's the only thing I can imagine them doing to further defame Yoda and since Lucas is going for "dark" I think its possible.
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Posted 23 March 2005 - 03:04 AM
Maybe this is what he means by 'dark'. A very dark moment indeed fro OT fans that their entire series will be ruined.
And about that comment I heard once about bringing tissues to the movies... I guess maybe the tears they'll be shedding are those of 'I can't believe Star Wars has gone so low' rather than 'oh, what a sad ending!'
And about that comment I heard once about bringing tissues to the movies... I guess maybe the tears they'll be shedding are those of 'I can't believe Star Wars has gone so low' rather than 'oh, what a sad ending!'
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Posted 23 March 2005 - 02:55 PM
I like the scene where Yoda says to Mace:
"A cap in his ass want I you to put, nizzle mine!"
And Mace says "Nigga what?"
"A cap in his ass want I you to put, nizzle mine!"
And Mace says "Nigga what?"
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 23 March 2005 - 03:37 PM
Yoda using a lightsaber is such a roll-back for the character. Its another symptom of the "Jedi On The Rampage" mentality that is the flagship for the portrayal of violence-solves-problems-and-creates-civilization (see also, "Mordor Leadership").
Gratuitous, primitive, and indicative of Puer Aeternus thinking this is.
Give me Empire Yoda any day. That rascal would save this Republic of simpletons all on his own and make Palpatine look like the one-eyed confidence man in the kingdom of the blind that he is.
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Gratuitous, primitive, and indicative of Puer Aeternus thinking this is.
Give me Empire Yoda any day. That rascal would save this Republic of simpletons all on his own and make Palpatine look like the one-eyed confidence man in the kingdom of the blind that he is.
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 08:04 AM
QUOTE (Sauron @ May 25 2005, 08:59 AM)
Who says Lucas doesn't listen to fans....
took me awhile to find this old thread...
But aren't we all glad this scene didn't make the cut???
took me awhile to find this old thread...
But aren't we all glad this scene didn't make the cut???
The problem is that he does listen to fans, the prepubescent and adolescent ones who cavort with his daughter, love N'sync, play SW videogames, and watch the cartoons. His original cadre of fans have been tapped, time for fresh blood.
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 08:53 AM
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Mar 23 2005, 07:23 AM)
***SPOILER***
There will be a scene in ROTS where Palpatine ties Yoda up and fucks him in the ass until Bruce Willis comes in and has a saber duel with Palpatine that results in him stealing Palpatines ship.
Really, that's the only thing I can imagine them doing to further defame Yoda and since Lucas is going for "dark" I think its possible.
There will be a scene in ROTS where Palpatine ties Yoda up and fucks him in the ass until Bruce Willis comes in and has a saber duel with Palpatine that results in him stealing Palpatines ship.
Really, that's the only thing I can imagine them doing to further defame Yoda and since Lucas is going for "dark" I think its possible.
Bruce Willis should have played Yoda in the prequels
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