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Odd Fact Of The Day Things that make you go "WTF?"

#1 Chyld

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 06:40 AM

OK, we all hear odd and random bits of trivia now and then, and I want to pump a wodge of it here. So here goes. Post any utterly batshit random facts you may find.

According to my mum, who's a nurse and all, you need to swallow a litre of saliva before you're at risk of contracting HIV from someone by kissing. Short of the stupidest dare you've ever heard of, ones mouth is quite safe from AIDS, it seems.

When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 06:43 AM

Did you know that a pigs orgasm lasts for thirty minutes? I never thought I'd say this, but in my next life I want to be reincarnated as a pig.

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 11:44 AM

Are you sure?

I just remembered a totally fucked up kids show. It was called "Bananas in Pajamas". It featured bananas in pajamas. It's not a random fact, but it did make me go WTF!?

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 12:35 PM

peguins dont fly...
WTF!?

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 12:39 PM

You can use sperm as gel, I've tried it myself and it works better than any gel I've ever used. Totally righteous!

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 12:40 PM

that is righteously gross

#7 floppydisk

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 12:49 PM

No, that is righteously AWESOME!

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 01:41 PM

There's Something About Icey...

It had to be said.

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 01:46 PM

Yeah, I kinda realized that. It's cool though. And you can tell just by the consistancy of sperm that it would make for good hair gel.

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 03:13 PM

Well, the sperm themselves would do nothing at all, since they're just sperm. I'm assuming that you're all referring to semen, which I guess makes sense. Putting it in my hair, however? No.

Random, Useless Fact:
Koalas have two thumbs on each hand.

#11 Chyld

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 03:19 PM

I've got another one!

In the town of Liverpool, its illegal for a woman to work topless unless she works in a tropical fish shop...

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#12 Heccubus

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 03:22 PM

Note to self:
Move to Liverpool, get tropical fish.

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 05:36 PM

On sperm and sperm related matters...

Did you know that most medical diagrams that feature a human sperm and a human egg are completely out of scale? In real life the size difference would be the sperm as an x-wing and the egg as the Death Star.

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 05:49 PM

Sperm would be Y-wing.

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