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Posted 26 May 2005 - 11:30 AM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ May 23 2005, 09:03 PM)
Well, I was spanked as a kid, so I say it makes you like me, and you don't want that.


Well, it can also make you like me. Is THAT bad? wub.gif

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Posted 26 May 2005 - 07:18 PM

you should still be receiving it!!!
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 07:41 PM

This thread has decended into a discussion of erotic spanking. This thread has decended into a discussion of erotic spanking and I am not the one responsible. I fear the universe may be about to implode under the strain of the resulting paradox.

Anyhoo, just to further contradict my original argument, are you aware of another crime against humanity that has just been commited by PC law? An english family has had their children taken away because the mother suffers from a learning difficulty. The kids were neither abused sexually physically or emotionally, and neighbours described them as a kind loving family, always laughing, always joking. You should put this on the news desk Barend. It only happened a few days ago and I'm sure you can find the details on the BBC news website. I'd look it up meself, but unfortunately I'm rather a lazy bastard.

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Posted 26 May 2005 - 08:18 PM

There were some people over on this side of the pond who tortured thier kids regularly with hammers, pliers, etc. Bastards. They got thier seven (7!?) kids taken away from them. I hope they go to jail for a long time.
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 11:36 PM

c'mon VD....

i'm too busy...

look it up... or i'll spank you!!!
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Posted 27 May 2005 - 01:21 AM

Har... please, lets not start this again.

Sounds dreadful, VD, and thank you for containing yourself. thumbsup.gif
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Posted 04 September 2005 - 02:22 PM

I'll tell you one thing... I know a lot of kids who deserve a swift kick in the ass. But not by mere mortal hands, no. I say when a kid misbehaves in school too much, don't just slap them in detention! What's sitting in a room for half an hour gonna do for them? No, I say bring out...

THE ASSWHACKER 4500!

The AssWhacker 4500 is basically a huge spinning wheel upon which several stiff rubber paddles stick out of the edges. The victim is forced down on all fours and given a good spanking from the high-torque motor. For REALLY bad kids, the paddles are electrocuted. And on fire.
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Posted 04 September 2005 - 04:33 PM

I think we need a modified version for lying politicians.
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Posted 04 September 2005 - 07:05 PM

again... i offer my services as a violent meany...

i will beat up the worlds bullies and misbehavinh kids to improove the world.

i just need an income so i have time to do it during work hours.
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Posted 05 September 2005 - 12:34 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Sep 4 2005, 05:33 PM)
I think we need a modified version for lying politicians.



Allright then.

The paddles will be covered in spikes, with the politician up to their armpits in deer ticks.
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