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why is yoda such a pussy? why did he turn tail and run?

#46 User is offline   showmethemoney Icon

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 01:44 AM

Confuse is the word.
Lucas let us all dazzed and confused!
Then film start whit: Heroes on both sides, then we a see a lot of cowards (grievus, yoda, palpatine?) , M.Windu, who is willing to kill without a trial, and anakin, a child murderer and his suicidal wife. the Hero, Obi-wan, let his best friend buried alive!
Oh yeah! Heroes everywere!
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 01:58 AM

QUOTE (yourUsername @ Jun 29 2005, 12:10 PM)
Anyway, I think he left because he somehow knew that the Emporer was not going to be defeated at that point.  Something about the Force or something.  It just had to happen that way, and he knew it.  But I was also confused as to why he ran because GL didn't put neon lights around it and set off flares.  Being spoon-fed has made us all stupid!

That expresses how I felt. When Luke left Bespin, he was clinging for his life after losing his duel. I guess now they'll change that so he actually leaps from Darth in order to save himself.

QUOTE (showmethemoney @ Jun 30 2005, 01:44 AM)
Confuse is the word.
Lucas let us all dazzed and confused!
Then film start whit: Heroes on both sides, then we a see a lot of cowards (grievus, yoda, palpatine?) , M.Windu, who is willing to kill without a trial, and anakin, a child murderer and his suicidal wife. the Hero, Obi-wan, let his best friend buried alive!
Oh yeah! Heroes everywere!

tongue.gif 'Heroes'
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 04:04 AM

QUOTE (Despondent @ Jun 29 2005, 10:58 PM)
That expresses how I felt. When Luke left Bespin, he was clinging for his life after losing his duel. I guess now they'll change that so he actually leaps from Darth in order to save himself.
tongue.gif  'Heroes'


your missing the point. that was luke. he was still just a farm boy on the inside a nieve and fragil character who had just been emotionally scared by vader. Yoda IS THE SUPREME JEDI MASTER. and he COWARS AWAY IN FEAR. there is NO COMPARISON. jesus. your a f&%king retard.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 10:45 AM

QUOTE (Darth Sane @ Jun 30 2005, 06:04 AM)
your missing the point. that was luke. he was still just a farm boy on the inside a nieve and fragil character who had just been emotionally scared by vader. Yoda IS THE SUPREME JEDI MASTER. and he COWARS AWAY IN FEAR. there is NO COMPARISON. jesus. your a f&%king retard.


I think you are missunderstunding Despondent.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:22 PM

QUOTE (Darth Sane @ Jun 30 2005, 04:04 AM)
your missing the point. that was luke. he was still just a farm boy on the inside a nieve and fragil character who had just been emotionally scared by vader. Yoda IS THE SUPREME JEDI MASTER. and he COWARS AWAY IN FEAR. there is NO COMPARISON. jesus. your a f&%king retard.


You don't have to impugn mental shortcomings to prove your own.

(And yes, you missed my point.)

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Posted 04 July 2005 - 01:30 PM

QUOTE (Darth Sane @ Jun 30 2005, 09:04 AM)
your missing the point. that was luke. he was still just a farm boy on the inside a nieve and fragil character who had just been emotionally scared by vader. Yoda IS THE SUPREME JEDI MASTER. and he COWARS AWAY IN FEAR. there is NO COMPARISON. jesus. your a f&%king retard.



You are a very bad speller. Mine has been corrected before but man yours is something else. However, I don't think you can use Luke's farm boy status to diss Yoda here. Look at Anakin, man he was a slave and look what HE achieved. Luke is a pussy by comparison.
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Posted 04 July 2005 - 03:19 PM

I kinda thought that he saw The Emperor's inevitable death after he fell. Yoda and Palpatine seemed to be in a draw in terms of force powers. Sure Yoda didn't have his lightsaber anymore but Palpatine didn't appear to have his either. This, combined witht he fact that the fat guy with the horns had probably already contacted the clone troopers makes escape a very good option.
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Posted 04 July 2005 - 04:43 PM

but everithing was set up by Lucas!
He created that scene! He made a scene whit Yoda running away like a coward no matter how you justify later.
If Yoda and The emperor are in a draw, Yoda must try to stop him anyway, remember that after the Emperor's death, in the OT, the republic was saved. (Luke went to confront Vader and the Emperor in the OT).
If you want a brave and surviving Yoda, just make him look that way with no possible doubts.
Show Yoda fighting to near death, then think some way to rescue him.
There are unlimited options, Lucas thought the coward one.
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Posted 04 July 2005 - 05:23 PM

The Yoda of the OT will now be spoilt. Lucas found that Yoda was painted in the same corner with him, and got out best he can. You can't have Yoda die, so he'd have to be saved from certain demise at some point. Why not while he still had all of his limbs?

Or he could have won the battle, would you have liked that? Begun this clone war has. Seen it.

Lucas paid more attention to the fact that Yoda must survive, than three words of Ben's SW/ANH explanation regarding the PT (sigh).
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Posted 04 July 2005 - 08:26 PM

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Regardless of how tough Yoda is, he couldn't take on all that on his own, or just with Obi wan and a couple of rookie wookies.


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Posted 05 July 2005 - 02:08 AM

I personally think that Obi-Wan would have been useful against Palps. I mean, think about it. Dooku's stronger than Obi, but at least Obi seems to put up some resistance. We know that Yoda can't easily defeat Dooku, although Yoda is a cut above. And we know Palps is marginally stronger than Yoda. I'd imagine Obi-Wan would be owned by Palps on his own, but I think that, by Yoda's side, he would have affected the battle somehow. I'd also add to this that I think Chefelf was right; Kit Fisto, Agen Kolar and Saesee Tin were panhandlers that Mace handed lightsabers to.
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 03:53 AM

QUOTE (Harvey Globetrotter @ Jul 5 2005, 08:08 AM)
I personally think that Obi-Wan would have been useful against Palps. I mean, think about it. Dooku's stronger than Obi, but at least Obi seems to put up some resistance. We know that Yoda can't easily defeat Dooku, although Yoda is a cut above. And we know Palps is marginally stronger than Yoda. I'd imagine Obi-Wan would be owned by Palps on his own, but I think that, by Yoda's side, he would have affected the battle somehow. I'd also add to this that I think Chefelf was right; Kit Fisto, Agen Kolar and Saesee Tin were panhandlers that Mace handed lightsabers to.



I made this point in another thread somewhere, so I'm gonna plug it again! Why didn't Obi-Wan and Yoda go to face Palpatine together? Why was it necessary to split up?
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