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My friends take on the entire PT this is pretty damn interesting

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Posted 21 May 2005 - 11:30 PM

and it makes sense:

he's black so excuse the "nigga" slang:

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ok this is the way im starting to look at it.

the sith and jedis been goin at it forever, blah blah etc.

so, there is the legend of the one who will bring balance to the force. jedi live by this, and sith obviously know what the jedi live by.

soo...the sith have come up with a plan. they plan to create their own false prophet, a trojan horse that the jedi will develop, and will destroy them from within. they wil prey on the fact that the jedi are lookin for this chosen one, by creating them himself.

so over the years, this is orchestrated. sidious's master was down with this shit, he learned how to make life out of the midiclorians, which was passed down from some other dark lord, and etc. well, he taught sidious, and most likely sidious created anakin inside of anakins mom. for all we know there were a shitload of "anakins" but they didnt all pan out.

but this one does.

what the sith DIDNT know was that even tho they created this being, this being would have free choice down the road, and could also mate with a regular person, who is all about love, creating kids which would actually be the ones that balance out that nigga.

so thats why anakin kills the emperor in jedi, out of love for his son. the love that he had forgotten about. the love brings balance back in the building and all is right with the world. er, worlds. er, galaxy.

so basically this nigga anakin is neo

which we all know is jesus

just my 2 cents

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 01:09 PM

I actually like that theory alot. Too bad Lucas didn't want to present something like that in Episode III. Imagine Palpatine revealing to Anakin that he had been *born* to become a Sith.

Ah, but then people would criticize that. Better to leave it ambiguous.
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 01:26 PM

now that I think about it....this theory also gives MORE meaning to Palpatines line to Anakin at the end of Episode I...

where he says "and you, young Skywalker; we will watch your career with great interest!"

think about that now.
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 01:29 PM

QUOTE (DarthTherion @ May 22 2005, 01:09 PM)
I actually like that theory alot. Too bad Lucas didn't want to present something like that in Episode III. Imagine Palpatine revealing to Anakin that he had been *born* to become a Sith.


actually....he did. I mean, not outright, but like you said...better to leave it ambiguous.
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 04:01 PM

I still cant decide what to make of that scene. Isnt the most satisfying explanation to say that Palpatine was just messing with Anakins mind? I personally prefer Qui Gons take on events.
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 08:17 PM

Yick. I don't like that theory at all... It seems too much like he's working around the clumsy plot to come up with something to make sense. There should never have been a fucking prophesy or medichlorines. GL totally fucked himself over with that.

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 08:54 PM

i don't how many times i can say this but...

the emporer made anikan, yes that's exactly what happened.

he tells him at the 'opera'
(but i don't think anikan knew about the virgin birth thing, so it didn't click with him)
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 08:59 PM

That may be what GL decided, but I still think it's bullshit. You see, in my head, I have my own little version of Star Wars, where I correct all the mistakes of ROTJ, and erase the prequels completely.
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 09:21 PM

I'm not sure if I like the idea of Palps "creating" Anakin, but, that's not a bad take on things.
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Posted 23 May 2005 - 12:59 AM

QUOTE (barend @ May 22 2005, 06:54 PM)
(but i don't think anikan knew about the virgin birth thing, so it didn't click with him)


Hard to say that he didn't... the prophecy is preety much all the Jedi ever talked about.
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Posted 23 May 2005 - 01:01 AM

QUOTE (HeckHouse @ May 22 2005, 07:21 PM)
I'm not sure if I like the idea of Palps "creating" Anakin, but, that's not a bad take on things.


My peronal take is that Qui-gon = Plagueis = Sifo-Dyas.
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Posted 23 May 2005 - 08:56 AM

I think that Plaguies is the one that created Anakin, not Palpatine.
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Posted 23 May 2005 - 10:23 AM

Syfo Dyas is S' Dyas or, Sideous. Simply too coincidental. sleep.gif

I guess the Lucas random name generator could also bring us
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Posted 23 May 2005 - 10:50 AM

Have you ever tried those Star Wars name generators, Despondent?
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