[StarWarsIsUs]

Right... alright. Anyway. Lets start talking about the greatness of ROTS again.

[Lord Melkor]

ErnestTomilson, why are you not responding to my valid points that Scientology was not basis for Jedi Order?!

They were based on monks and holy knights, some of which lived in celibate and abandomed attachments!

[Private Zod]

Sweet... I just thought up an analogy to my feelings towards Yoda. I feel like a devout Catholic who followed the life of chastity only because of teachings of one charismatic priest, and then one day comes to the recotry and finds this priest screwing a bimbo...
Luminous beings we are, not this crude mater...
Wars do not make anyone great...
Where you go, you won't need this [lightsabre]
DO or do not, there is no try....

And suddenly we have a guy who knocks people, does Kung-Fu, leads armies fo droids. I want my Yoda back...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Did not feel like reading the 2 pages following this so I just jumped in with a response.

Don't forget, Yoda was a defeated man by the of teh film and questioned everything he did leading up to that point. After 23 years of reflection on Dagobah he probably came to different conclusion ont he force altogethr. Jedis maybe shopudl not be stiff dogmatic robots.

[SPQR]

Also the Jedi Knights prey on skid row bums and street kids to fill their ranks. After brainwashing them an providing them menial jobs they force a 10% tith from them. They must then read all of Yoda L. Hubbards books and convince their friends to join. The Jedi were almost banned from Germany because they were suspected to be a complex pyramid scheme. The Empire lobbied on their behalf and are allowed to persist. Han Cruise and John Ravolting are two of the most famous Jedi who now work in cinema when not saving the galaxy...

BS!