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Jessica Simpson's New Sitcom Saturday, November 8, 2003

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Posted 08 November 2003 - 11:55 AM

ABC to develop a comedy with singer Jessica Simpson

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LOS ANGELES – ABC and singer Jessica Simpson have reached a deal to develop a comedy, the network announced Friday.

"Jessica has infectious energy and unmistakable star quality," said ABC Entertainment President Susan Lyne. "She also has a built-in fan base in both music and television, which is a great jumping off point for us. We're looking forward to developing the ideal showcase for her considerable talents."


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Do you smell that? That's the foul stench of death. Or the foul stench of a really, really bad idea.

ABC should learn from NBC's mistakes. Remember Emeril? Neither does anyone else.
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Posted 08 November 2003 - 11:55 AM



"Considerable talents" indeed.
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Posted 08 November 2003 - 03:01 PM

God damn.

I've never really looked at Jessica Simpson before; I just never picked her up on the radar. That picture you've attached sure got my attention, however. I didn't realize she had such enormous breasts. They're just ridiculously big, almost laughably so. She's like a young Pamela Anderson, and that alone is worth a sitcom.

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PS: serious comment: I am fantastically tired of this trend of worthless celebrities who look marketable and have zero talent. Video really did kill the radio star, now that the video and the album cover are officially *more* important than the music. Will anyone remember Jesica Simpson in twenty years? Will she play on the oldies stations, eliciting fond memories among the implant-and-die-job crowd? I sure hope not, because that would mean that nothing actually good ever received radio play.
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Posted 08 November 2003 - 03:20 PM

The amazing thing is that her breasts are actually real! No seriously, they really are.
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Posted 09 November 2003 - 02:59 PM

Chelfelf, you took the words out of my mouth. They ARE real, and it's crazy.

I wish I had boobs like that.
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 08:06 AM

I'm sure in the minds of people who haven't met you before you probably do. Why? Because people are sick like that.

Oh, and while I was thinking about what that show would be like, my head blew up. Some things are best left unmade, that show ranks up fairly high on the list.
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 06:10 PM

Yes, Hecc, you are right, people are sick...however, I am not posting a pic of my boobs here so people can compare mine to her's. The tought had crossed my mind.
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 11:37 AM

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Posted 11 November 2003 - 11:41 AM

I swear she looks like a slut...I hope the show fails misserably
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 11:43 AM

And it looks like she is going to bust out of that shirt....
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Posted 12 November 2003 - 07:54 PM

Please, please, please let this stay in America. I don't think I can take to many more of these manufactured celebrities bombarding my senses. I used to like TV. Now it just seem to want to hurt me. To borrow from my all time favourite band Queen:

We watch the shows - we watch the stars
On videos for hours and hours
We hardly need to use our ears
How music changes through the years

Let's hope you never leave old friend
Like all good things on you we depend
So stick around cos we might miss you
When we grow tired of all this visual
You had your time you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new?
Someone still loves you
Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter.
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