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Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:12 AM

I know what I'm having for breakfast this week!

http://www.kelloggs....rspoon_hg.shtml
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 11:06 AM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Apr 4 2005, 08:12 AM)
I know what I'm having for breakfast this week!

http://www.kelloggs....rspoon_hg.shtml


You know, I laughed at the Star Wars dog costumes and the Darth Vader Mr. Potato Head (Darth Tater wasn't it?) but this "saber spoon" thing is just... staggering. Absurd, really, like the prequels themselves.
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 11:26 AM

QUOTE (Lord Aquaman @ Apr 4 2005, 11:06 AM)
You know, I laughed at the Star Wars dog costumes and the Darth Vader Mr. Potato Head (Darth Tater wasn't it?) but this "saber spoon" thing is just... staggering. Absurd, really, like the prequels themselves.


Pfft. I'll be ABSURDly eating my breakfast with one tomorrow. tongue.gif
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 11:53 AM

Time to hop on the bandwaggon here and order one with my two proofs of purchases.
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 12:14 PM

Nothing like being force-fed.


Does a spoon-saber perceive taste?


Does it turn milk from white to blue?


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Posted 04 April 2005 - 07:03 PM

i love the look on SLJacksons face...

it's like: "Just eat the motherfucking froot loops!!!"
or "I'm gonna honey smack you into the next galaxy!"
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 07:29 PM

Why are Samuel L Jackson and CGInsanityoda attacking me for looking at breakfast cereal? Do those spoons come in blue or green or purple? Would Tony The Tiger be able to defeat Yoda? What the fuck is happening to our world?

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 08:10 PM

This maybe the only starwars product that serves a purpose. It transfers much need nutrition to your mouth. Ok, those stupid plastic light sabres that break with in ten minutes of use are pretty handy.
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:36 PM

You'll notice that Lucas used Yoda as his other spokesperson. This is because Yoda didn't have an actor. His original plan was probably to have Obi Wan and Anakin but their actors threatened to kill him.

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Posted 05 April 2005 - 12:26 AM

Good note there, J m, but I think the point is Lucas didn't have to PAY for another actor's likeness.


(incidentally, I signed a release last week where I turned over rights to my image from submitted work for any use, "throughout the universe, for all of eternity." seriously.)



Mace, blocked by the bowl with his arms back that way is just asking for it. I suppose the box designers did the best they could. In one, it looks like yoda has a cape. smile.gif
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 07:00 PM

Despondent- Wow thats cool, I'd be really overwhelmed if I ever had an opportunity to do that.

By the way, I investigated this cereal. For one thing absolutely none of the cereals I enjoy came with the spoons, and so I do not have one. Whats more is that they are using FRIGGIN OT CHARACTERS ON THE CEREAL BOXES!!! AND OT QUOTES TOO! Look at them when you're in the cereal aisle. Half the cereal boxes have Han or Leia or Chewie on them and none of them quote the PT at all. It's like Lucas isn't even pretending not to milk the OT.

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 08:35 PM

milk the OT tongue.gif

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Chewie and Leia with light sabers? how'd they get around that?

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 08:56 PM

Some of the boxes didnt have lightsabers in them for some odd reason. Some came with "Jedi mind trick" cards.

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Posted 13 April 2005 - 12:32 PM

I don't know if anybody's mentioned this, but...

For me, the most disturbing aspect of the Saber Spoon is that it would immediately turn your Froot Loops to ash and cauterize the inside of your mouth. Youch!
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Posted 13 April 2005 - 03:56 PM

QUOTE (Laura @ Apr 13 2005, 12:32 PM)
For me, the most disturbing aspect of the Saber Spoon is that it would immediately turn your Froot Loops to ash and cauterize the inside of your mouth. Youch!


True, to someone who does not have a mastery of the Breakfast Force. Only after crafting your own SaberSPOON are your skills as a Breakfast Jedi truly complete.

Here are some pics of me and my SaberSPOON in action: http://www.chefelf.c...indpost&p=55231
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