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#151 J m HofMarN

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Posted 02 June 2005 - 09:51 PM

Chyld- Wrong. Write something short and I'll put it in the final draft if I can.

Floppy Disk- One of the reasons PA is such a scam is that they demand just about all your rights for 7 goddamn years. So, if this thread stays up its like publishing the book online and they'd be PIST. It's kind of like if I made up a song and sold it to a record company, theey'd be pissed if it was being distributed online.

I have no problem with DofL being online, but the publisher would if they found out and I dont want Cheffy getting in trouble, so the thread must be hidden.

Also, received confirmation from PA today that they received the manuscript and the author biography for Lance N. D'escimo. What this means is that they'll check out the book to see if its the right length and if it looks publishable and they'll get back to me in 2-4 weeks. Keep your fingers crossed, this is indeed the most perilous part of a most dangerous game.

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#152 floppydisk

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Posted 02 June 2005 - 09:59 PM

That's what I thougth, I just wasn't sure what you were talking about.

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Posted 03 June 2005 - 12:01 AM

As are mine. I hope my inheirant bizarre luck with things rubbed off in a positive way and not a negative one...

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#154 J m HofMarN

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Posted 03 June 2005 - 12:31 AM

In any event we'll always have the pride of knowing we wrote the worst novel ever, right?

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- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 10:35 AM

Damn straight. And hey, if it doesn't go through, you could put your final edit up on Jelly Pufflemur so we can read it in all it's glory. But hopefully it won't come to that. I would love to have a printed novel version on my bookshelf.

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 10:56 AM

Sime- An excellent point, if something happens to the printing idea I'll put it all up online. I had a great gag with Slade when I told him that now that the book was finished I was going to ask him to edit into a decent novel. I think he's still hiding in a closet and rocking back and forth.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.

- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 11:07 AM

That would explain why he's been repeating the word 'leeks' for the last few hours.

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 03:19 AM

Leeks... I must control more ponies...

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Posted 08 June 2005 - 08:11 AM

Dar! I probably won't be able to add Dark Elves in time cos I don't have regular access to the internet now. I will give it its own thread when its finished though. If it ever is.

And leeks might not just be published, it might be considered a masterpiece someday. Finnegans Wake by James Joyce is little more than a random collection of words as well, and literary critics are still wanking over that.

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Posted 08 June 2005 - 10:41 AM

haha that would be interesting to see. I can imagine college professors having to draw up charts to show the relation between gramma melt, the ponies, and the convict.

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- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

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Posted 09 June 2005 - 09:58 PM

And the symbolism of Pardro's continually changing name, as well as the extended metaphor of the lion being Aunt Julie. Bwahahaha.

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#162 J m HofMarN

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 07:38 PM

ok I should be getting my reply from publish america any day now. I really hope this works...

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- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

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Posted 17 June 2005 - 12:41 AM

Oh well, we live in hope.

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Posted 17 June 2005 - 04:44 AM

I live in Brisbane... oh, hope... I see.

If leeks is published, tell me all about the publication details and the cover art so I can run down to a bookstore and disturb the patrons by laughing heartily.