Yoda long time ago, then, and now
#1
Posted 09 May 2005 - 10:12 PM
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Whats Yoda's problem, anyway? Does he get extreme plastic surgery ever 10-20 years?
Inspired by 'the emporer then and now'
#2
Posted 09 May 2005 - 10:26 PM
After the Clone Wars and the downfall of the Jedi, Yoda launched the band "Super Grover Attack" and began touring the galaxy, but started enjoying the self-destructive rock and roll lifestyle. After taking some hard drugs, he burnt out, moved to Dagobah and effectively did a Keith Richards. He aged immensely, picked up a nasty cough and became much more nostalgic and much less mobile. He then met Luke, trained him, but in the intervening years between Empire and ROTJ he tried some of his old rock'n'roll drugs again, and thusly died when Luke returned.
Sad but true.
#3
Posted 09 May 2005 - 10:29 PM
#4
Posted 09 May 2005 - 10:34 PM
But seriously, its a good point - the PT Yoda is completely different between Ep I and II, let alone between the PT and OT.
Also i'd like to take this opportunity to plug the rememberer's takes, cause there's a new chapter up since last you replied.
#5
Posted 10 May 2005 - 09:25 AM
#6
Posted 10 May 2005 - 09:40 AM
To me, the Yoda of the PT seems to be a completely different character than the Yoda of the OT. I doubt anyone walked into TPM thinking that Yoda would be head of the order, master swordsman, arrogant yahoo, etc. That certainly didn't seem to be implied by the first three films.
#7
Posted 10 May 2005 - 09:47 AM
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Posted 10 May 2005 - 10:44 AM
#10
Posted 10 May 2005 - 11:05 AM
Which Yoda irritates you more, the Ep1 puppet Yoda, or the Ep2&3 CG Yoda?
Personally I hate the Ep1 puppet (the funny thing is, there were two different puppets for Empire and Jedi, and they look really close). Did ILM lose all their best sculptors in the past 20 years? What I hated even more were the apologists, saying "Yoda's younger - he should look different." I'm sorry, but what's with that nose? And is it me, or is he cross eyed? And his skin is a different color too. Stupid. And Frank Oz didn't do anything cool with him either. I could have performed Yoda in Ep1.
#11
Posted 10 May 2005 - 01:09 PM
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Posted 10 May 2005 - 03:19 PM
#14
Posted 10 May 2005 - 03:32 PM
go back to the "fossil"
there doesn't have to be a jedi council
yoda is just a jedi master. not the pope.
he does't have to be in the PT
#15
Posted 10 May 2005 - 04:39 PM