Danger Will Robinson! New drug testing warning
#1
Posted 24 May 2005 - 06:56 AM
There is apparently a new method of drug testing that YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO BE AWARE OF THE TESTING. They can pick up an object you've touched (these are sold at home or at work) and swab it and if you've done pot the swab will turn pink. This is no joke. The kits thankfully are highly priced so people are going to literally pay for this horrendous invasion of privacy.
The way to avoid it is to thoroughly wash your hands after smoking, even before you've touched anything that might be tested - for instance game controllers, computer mice, glasses, etc. I saw this on Fox5 news and the funny thing is the bastards weren't talking about how horrible it was, they were talking it up like it isn't a crime against humanity. I see no reason to do that, so like I said, be very careful if you suspect that your parents or employer want to test you and have 300 dollars laying around that the can spend on being paranoid ignorant pricks.
That said, the makers of this product aught to pay dearly.
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#5
Posted 24 May 2005 - 07:16 PM
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#6
Posted 24 May 2005 - 07:37 PM
Employers can't fine you for having it in your bloodstream, since breathing in the smoke is enough to damage most tests. The only people who'll use this are a bunch of middle class curtain twitchers, who's kids will learn to stay off weed and go straight for the heroin instead.
#7
Posted 24 May 2005 - 11:11 PM
*Wills the thread to not descend into debate.*
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#8
Posted 25 May 2005 - 08:15 AM
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#9
Posted 25 May 2005 - 08:23 AM
*Wills the thread to not descend into debate.*
How am I doing?
Poorly, I accuse you of conspiring to avoid having to moderate.
My point was that all this proves is that you've been in contact with drugs, or drug users. You could have picked up roach off the street to put it in the bin, taken it away from your children,or been unlucky enough to be standing next to a rastafarian at the bus station. I still doubt this can be used solely as an excuse not to hire someone due to the inaccuracys involved, and the lack of proof of real consumption.
#10
Posted 25 May 2005 - 01:20 PM
1.) They've got to get it into the UK first.
2.) I've got to get an employer, partner, parent, etc, who cares enough to test me (although leaving my stash in my trouser pocket when I asked my mum to fix the fly was kinda dumb)
3.) The aforementioned needs the money to buy the test in the first place.
4.) All the stuff Laughlyn said.
5.) Why'd you look straight at me?
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#12
Posted 25 May 2005 - 05:59 PM
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Barend's made a few confessions about dope as well I think, and Janes on some crazy ritalin like stuff, anyone else like to make a confession?
#13
Posted 25 May 2005 - 09:33 PM
and yet despite the proporganda fed paranoia of all the anti-drug activists who visit these boreds my mind is still sharper than theirs...
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anyway...
they swab any objects you've touched before you hade a chance to wash your hands???
...i hope they don't swap my bong.
This post has been edited by barend: 25 May 2005 - 09:33 PM
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#14
Posted 25 May 2005 - 10:59 PM
Still... as the junkie said - I eat the talking bees because I'm George Washington Christ.
Major invasion of privacy thing this drug-test... stil its not going to be a debate because everyone agrees its bad. It was like the mobile phone in cars debate, which reached consensus almost immediately and then tangented on to SUVs, where consensus was also reached almost immediately. I wasn't aware of Chyld though... does Lord of Cakez refer to baked goods marijuana?
#15
Posted 25 May 2005 - 11:24 PM
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