WIDDLES!!! What has it got in its pocketss?
#122
Posted 23 May 2005 - 12:52 AM
Also: I have no riddles at the moment.
#124
Posted 23 May 2005 - 10:43 AM
A professor walks into his philosophy classroom for the final exam. There are 30 students there. He puts his chair up on the desk and writes on the board "Prove to me that this chair does not exist". One student passes the exam when the papers are taken in.
What does the student turn in on his paper?
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A man lives on the twelfth floor of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator, or if it was raining that day, he goes back to his floor directly. However, if there is nobody else in the elevator and it hasn't rained that day, he goes to the tenth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to his room. Why?
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Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it wants it not.
What is it?
This post has been edited by Girdag Fireskull: 23 May 2005 - 10:44 AM
#125
Posted 23 May 2005 - 11:26 AM
And the first one might be "This chair does not exist, therefore I can't sit down and write the exam, therefore this is blank". But I know that's wrong for a start.
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#127
Posted 23 May 2005 - 02:50 PM
A professor walks into his philosophy classroom for the final exam. There are 30 students there. He puts his chair up on the desk and writes on the board "Prove to me that this chair does not exist". One student passes the exam when the papers are taken in.
What does the student turn in on his paper?
#129
Posted 24 May 2005 - 12:04 AM
Alternatively, you could turn in a blank paper, since if the chair doesn't exist, you can't rightly answer a question about it, eh? (I don't mean to steal your tunder, Chyldio of mine.)
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This post has been edited by Slade: 24 May 2005 - 12:06 AM
#132
Posted 24 May 2005 - 09:27 AM
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it wants it not.
What is it?
A fart?
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#134
Posted 24 May 2005 - 12:35 PM
Holy crap, that was just a wild guess!
As for the third one, I'm guessing the smell?
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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#135
Posted 24 May 2005 - 12:39 PM
(im really not good ant making these...i got this one from a book )