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WIDDLES!!! What has it got in its pocketss?

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 02:50 PM

Not to this idiot, apparently...

Sites should definately have tipped me off, in retrospect.

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 02:59 PM

He gets out by calling in an airstrike to destroy the building.
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 04:08 PM

Nope.
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 04:10 PM

Does it have anything to do with mushrooms?
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 04:33 PM

No mushrooms involved. No drugs of any kind, legal or illegal, involved. I'm refering to a physical exiting of the room, not a head trip or a daydream. Good guess though.
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 04:44 PM

Does the room lack a roof? Are the walls two inches high?
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 05:15 PM

Solid roof in place. Walls made of brick and 8 feet high. No holes knocked in walls with a bulldozer or anything like that. No trapdoors either. Nothing in room to help either.

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 06:09 PM

Is there a doorway without a door?
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 06:15 PM

Either that or the room isn't enclosed on all four sides by walls.
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 06:40 PM

Ninja Duck's right. The answer is the man exits through a doorway without a door. Clever no? Someone else think of one, I'm bushed. George bushed.
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 06:42 PM

That sounds like a personal problem that can only be cured by a reverse lobotomy.
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 09:30 PM

I'd just like to say that whenever I read the name of this thread I start giggling like a retarded schoolgirl. I'm just off to masturbate to reward myself for coming up with such a stonking title. Thank you.

I'm starting to wish I used the subtitle "IN THE DAWK!". Oh well.
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Posted 15 May 2005 - 12:48 PM

That's a little more information than I wanted to hear.
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Posted 15 May 2005 - 03:28 PM

What can go up a chimney down but cant go down a chimney up?

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Posted 15 May 2005 - 04:07 PM

UMBRELLA!!! Man I'm good!

Here's another one like my last one. Different solution this time though.

VD dies and goes to hell for reasons of frequent masturbation. His punishment is to go insane via boredom by means of being locked in a room for the rest of eternity. The most secure room in hell was built especially for the little tart. And before you ask, no doors windows doorways or windowways or anything like that. Room is about six feet cubed, solid titanium all walls floors and ceilings 8 light years thick. Okay? Okay.

Fortunately however, VD was blessed by Pope Sladius the First during the course of his life and is allowed to escape if he can find a loophole. VD is allowed to move in any direction he wants to in the room covering any distance he wants instantly. He cannot move through solid matter so you'd think this wouldn't make a difference would you? You'd be WRONG. VD escaped and became a nice little love bitch to some nice little Japanese dominatrix. *sigh* How did he do it?

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