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WIDDLES!!! What has it got in its pocketss?

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 07:26 PM

I said only one of them was telling the truth you stupid man. And I just realised seconds after my edit time had run out that I left an important part out. VD should have said "Chyld is lying!" somewhere. Gar!

I notice, with a cold sweat, that Mistress Sherwood is reading this. I'm going to die amn't I?
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 07:55 PM

If her fickle Internet connection doesn't fail her again, perhaps.
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 09:15 AM

I'll head the fair lassie off at the pass by offering up another riddle:

Man goes over, man goes under
In times of war is burnt asunder

What is it?
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 10:21 AM

Bridge. I don't have one, so whoever wants to, post one.

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 11:46 AM

QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ May 13 2005, 07:26 PM)
I notice, with a cold sweat, that Mistress Sherwood is reading this. I'm going to die amn't I?

No, I was thinking I'd just rip off something vital. Or lock you in a chastity belt for the rest of your life, leaving you to pine the rest of your days away in a frenzy of sexual frustration while scraping your fingers raw against the cold metal trying in vain to access the genitalia within. mellow.gif

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 12:09 PM

OK, lets try one then...

A herald from the heavens,
Tidings from the sky.
To hide from it is fatal, and
The tallest one shall die.

Easy? Yes. I'm sorry, that was an on-the-spot jobbie...
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 12:20 PM

Lightning! Easy! Good ryhme though.

And actually, a submisive little freak like me would quite enjoy that, Mistress Sherwood. Being belted that is, not having my nadgers removed by a big fuckoff knife. Just promise you'll never use a Kali's Teeth belt on me. Not even a twerp like me would enjoy that. If you don't know what a Kali's Teeth belt is, then you don't want to know. Well maybe you would Jane, you strike me as the type who enjoys torturing stupid little males. *sigh*

Ahem. Back on topic.

What's long and thin
Covered in skin
Red in parts
And shoved in tarts?
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 01:26 PM

Wang. Even easier than mine.

And unless I come up a good one myself, the floors open.
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 01:30 PM

Meh, genitalia are overrated. And I have no riddle.
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 02:05 PM

VD...the "torture" I'm sure you've thinking of is well and truly the last thing on my list of things I want to do. I don't do sex stuff. At all.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, here's something I did my last year of high school. I think it sounds pretty corny at this point, but why the hell not? I've got nothing else to offer that isn't entirely too easy or done to death.

Come peak into my pretty window, and
endless knowledge will abound!
My gossamer strands entwine the World,
yet no weaver can be found.

My power can be grasped by fools,
yet befuddle those most wise.
I can turn reality on its head,
and what is truth, to lies.

I show my secrets to precious few,
those clever enough to see,
to slice their own path through my vines
with their formless machete.

My countless gates are open to all
if possessing the right key.
My sites, as many as my gates,
lain out for all to see.

"Who are you?" I hear you inquire.
Now comes an answer to your pleas:
I am that which has the power
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 02:31 PM

Sounds like organized religion to me...
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 02:41 PM

Or the internet...
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 02:41 PM

THE INTERNET!!!!!

Chyld, the answer to my riddle was rhubarb. And before you go off on a perverted tangent, I don't mean Yahtzees girlfriend, I'm talking about the fruit or vegetable or whatever the hell it is. Y'know, rhubarb tarts?

I also don't do sex stuff at all. But I wish I did.

EDIT: Damn! Emu beat me to it. I'll add another riddle to appear cool.

A man is in a room with no windows or doors. How does he get out?

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 02:45 PM

I thought it was a wee bit too easy...
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 02:46 PM

Emu got it first. Was it that obvious?
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