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WIDDLES!!! What has it got in its pocketss?
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Posted 18 May 2005 - 07:57 AM
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Posted 18 May 2005 - 08:22 PM
You have a wolf, a cow, and some hay...the wolf will eat the cow, the cow will eat the hay, the... nevermind you all already know it... 
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Posted 19 May 2005 - 05:47 AM
You have to get them across a river, but you can only take one at a time. If left alone together, the wolf will eat the cow and the cow will eat the hay.
Solution:
Take cow.
go back.
take wolf.
take cow back.
take hay.
go back.
take cow. That was a lot easier then I remember. Perhaps I remembered the question wrong?
I had a riddle last night, but it eludes me at the moment. I'll post if I remember it.
Solution:
Take cow.
go back.
take wolf.
take cow back.
take hay.
go back.
take cow. That was a lot easier then I remember. Perhaps I remembered the question wrong?
I had a riddle last night, but it eludes me at the moment. I'll post if I remember it.
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Posted 19 May 2005 - 12:13 PM
im just not cut out for making riddles 
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Posted 20 May 2005 - 05:42 AM
That one is an oldie - I've been given it in the form of hobbits and goblins - and for some reason, a Klansmen, a Black Panther and a regular African-American... but that one was perhaps too unpc for regular usage.
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Posted 20 May 2005 - 05:56 AM
This is lame you might now this:
A doctor in Birmingham has a brother in Manchester. But the doctor in Manchester does not have a brother in Birmingham. How is that possible?
A doctor in Birmingham has a brother in Manchester. But the doctor in Manchester does not have a brother in Birmingham. How is that possible?
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Posted 20 May 2005 - 06:34 AM
Pretty lame - the doctor in Manchester isn't the doctor in Birminham's brother.
A boy and his father are in a car crash, the father dies and the boy is badly injured - when he is brought in the doctor takes one look at him and says 'I can't operate on him, he's my son."
A boy and his father are in a car crash, the father dies and the boy is badly injured - when he is brought in the doctor takes one look at him and says 'I can't operate on him, he's my son."
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Posted 20 May 2005 - 08:23 AM
Weeeel, it is not quite as lame... And it is the same doctor....
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Posted 20 May 2005 - 09:02 AM
Different Manchester/Birmingham? There's one of each in both American and England...
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Posted 20 May 2005 - 09:39 AM
Nope. The doctor in birmingham is a woman. She has a brother in Manchester, but he has a sister in Birmingham....
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Posted 20 May 2005 - 09:05 PM
if peter piper picked a patch of pickled peppers how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick?
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Posted 20 May 2005 - 11:38 PM
Biggy... its peck you fool, and a peck is an actual measure of weight.
Lameness.
'peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers'
A bloody peck of pickled peppers peter piper bloody well picked.
Lameness.
'peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers'
A bloody peck of pickled peppers peter piper bloody well picked.
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Posted 21 May 2005 - 08:50 AM
...you've succesfully maded me look like an idiot...congratulations 