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WIDDLES!!! What has it got in its pocketss?
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Posted 16 May 2005 - 05:15 PM
It is easy to find, it can find you easily.
It is inexorable, invulnerable, invincible.
It outlasts patience.
It crushes strength.
It sidesteps wit.
Seal yourself away and it will only find you sooner.
A riddle like this will pop up in any riddle game eventually.
It is inexorable, invulnerable, invincible.
It outlasts patience.
It crushes strength.
It sidesteps wit.
Seal yourself away and it will only find you sooner.
A riddle like this will pop up in any riddle game eventually.
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Posted 16 May 2005 - 05:20 PM
Rather obvious wasn't it... I suppose there are only so many variations on the death riddle in the world.
Still - it remembers nothing, it never moves and never speaks yet the history of the world is graven in its features.
Still - it remembers nothing, it never moves and never speaks yet the history of the world is graven in its features.
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Posted 17 May 2005 - 05:48 PM
Yup.
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Posted 17 May 2005 - 06:37 PM
Here's another riddle that sounds like it has an obviously pervy answer but is about something else entirely. you have been warned Chyld.
What do men do standing up
Women do sitting down
And dogs do on three legs?
You should probably know that this riddle was invented by the victorians. (Sick bastards) You might not get it if you see it through modern eyes.
What do men do standing up
Women do sitting down
And dogs do on three legs?
You should probably know that this riddle was invented by the victorians. (Sick bastards) You might not get it if you see it through modern eyes.
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Posted 17 May 2005 - 07:15 PM
Well, the obvious answer is urinate, but I'm going to say ride horses. I don't know how a dog is going to ride a horse, but does it matter?
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Posted 17 May 2005 - 08:06 PM
If it was just dogs on three legs I'd say scratch themselves - since they use one leg to scratch... maybe that's it... but urinating is the first thing that springs to mind.
But still - whatever it is... do Voodoo Dogs do it on three legs?!
But still - whatever it is... do Voodoo Dogs do it on three legs?!
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Posted 17 May 2005 - 08:41 PM
Nope. Voodoo dog does not usually perform this ritual at all. Voodoo dog hates it. Voodoo dog hates it because he is left handed and this ritual is just one of the many things designed by YOU RIGHT HANDED BASTARDS in order to cripple him.
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Posted 18 May 2005 - 05:06 AM
Shake hands, is it?
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
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Posted 18 May 2005 - 05:19 AM
Yurt! I'll try and think of another...
These two girls are sisters. They look identical, were born to the same parents on the same day in a completely natural way. However, they are NOT twins. Explain.
These two girls are sisters. They look identical, were born to the same parents on the same day in a completely natural way. However, they are NOT twins. Explain.
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Posted 18 May 2005 - 05:24 AM
Dammit, I've heard this before, but I can't remember it.
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Posted 18 May 2005 - 07:49 AM
They're triplets.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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