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GAAAAH! *bites tongue* Too... easy... must... not pounce on opportunity for zing... You did a good job by yourself...
Whew! I made it!
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Posted 21 May 2005 - 05:32 PM
QUOTE (Mnesymone @ May 20 2005, 12:34 PM)
A boy and his father are in a car crash, the father dies and the boy is badly injured - when he is brought in the doctor takes one look at him and says 'I can't operate on him, he's my son."
Did everyone forget the man with the tongue-twisting name asked this? Probably because the answers exactly the same as MC's. The doctors a woman.
A man walks 10 miles south. Then he walks 10 miles east. Then he walks 10 miles north. He is now at exactly the same location he started. How is this possible?
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Posted 21 May 2005 - 06:56 PM
He's on a globe with a circumference of 40 miles.
Someone else go.
Edit: I actually have never heard that one before.
Someone else go.
Edit: I actually have never heard that one before.
This post has been edited by floppydisk: 21 May 2005 - 06:56 PM
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Posted 21 May 2005 - 07:12 PM
Don't you know I wouldn't ask a riddle with an answer as stupid as that? The man is on THIS world. And you could do it too, if you knew how. So could I. So could anyone. All my riddles have a logical answer that is possible to work out, providing you think hard enough and know the right facts. No specialist knowledge needed for this one. Anyone who is not retarded should be able to solve it.
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Posted 21 May 2005 - 07:13 PM
He's at the north pole!
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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Posted 21 May 2005 - 07:48 PM
YES!!! Good on ya Emu!
A man is at a crossroads. In one direction lies the village of Truth, the other the village of Lies. Everone from Truth tells the truth all the time, everyone from Lies tells lies all the time. Our guy wants to go to the village of Truth. There is a local nearby so our guy decides to ask him. The trouble is, he doesn't know which village this guy is from. However, he asked him a question that got the man to tell him which road lead to the village of Truth. What was the question?
A man is at a crossroads. In one direction lies the village of Truth, the other the village of Lies. Everone from Truth tells the truth all the time, everyone from Lies tells lies all the time. Our guy wants to go to the village of Truth. There is a local nearby so our guy decides to ask him. The trouble is, he doesn't know which village this guy is from. However, he asked him a question that got the man to tell him which road lead to the village of Truth. What was the question?
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Posted 21 May 2005 - 08:31 PM
QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ May 21 2005, 07:12 PM)
Don't you know I wouldn't ask a riddle with an answer as stupid as that?
Hey, my answer works, and seeing that you didn't specify that he was on Earth in the question, I think it should count. Riddles are a game of thinking, and my answer does work.
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 04:49 AM
Voodoo dog - he goes to the guy and asks "which village will someone from the other village say is the Village of Truth."
If by chance he's from the Village of truth - they will truthfully tell him that someone from the VOL would say that the VOL was the VOT. If by chance he's from the VOL, they will lie about how someone from the VOT would say the VOT is the VOT.
Whichever village the local is from,l our guy should go to the opposite village to the one the local tells him is the VOT.
If by chance he's from the Village of truth - they will truthfully tell him that someone from the VOL would say that the VOL was the VOT. If by chance he's from the VOL, they will lie about how someone from the VOT would say the VOT is the VOT.
Whichever village the local is from,l our guy should go to the opposite village to the one the local tells him is the VOT.
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 08:56 AM
Wrong. He should ask if his butt looks fat.
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 10:10 AM
You got it right Mnesymone, but the answer I had in mind is simpler than that. The guy should ask the local "Which of these roads leads to the village you live in?". If the guy is from Truth he will tell the Truth and point to Truth. If the guy is from Lies he will tell a lie and point to Truth.
It has a bed but never sleeps
It has a mouth but never eats
It never moves but always runs
Without it life would not be long
What is it?
It has a bed but never sleeps
It has a mouth but never eats
It never moves but always runs
Without it life would not be long
What is it?
This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 22 May 2005 - 10:13 AM
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 12:06 PM
river.
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 07:03 PM
Yop.
Easy one this.
Brothers and sisters I have none
This man is my fathers son
Easy one this.
Brothers and sisters I have none
This man is my fathers son
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 07:07 PM
Jesus Christ!
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 08:12 PM
That answer KICKS ARSE! Not the answer the thing originally came with, but I think that should be the solution from now on. The answer I heard was the guy telling the riddle. He is his fathers son.
Somebody else ask a riddle. I'm running out.
Somebody else ask a riddle. I'm running out.
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 08:17 PM
Voodoo Dog is Jesus Christ?!?!? 
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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