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WIDDLES!!! What has it got in its pocketss?

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 12:25 PM

RIDDLE THREAD HO!

Here's a nice easy one:

What gets wetter the more it dries?

Answers on a postcard to the usual address. No letter bombs this time please.

Let's hope this thread lasts longer than poor ol' Amber-Nicoles. What ever happened to that foxy little minx anyway?
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 12:36 PM

Her soul was consumed by World of Warcraft, I'm afraid...

And I'm stumped by your riddle, although I do love the things. I'll figure it out soon, or someone else will.
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 01:24 PM

A towel, no?
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:27 PM

Got it in one lassie!

Someone else's turn. Melt my mind.
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:30 PM

I'll have a go... made this one up just now.

What's taller than a mountain,
Lower than the depths of the sea,
More evil than Hitler,
Cooler than Bruce Campbell?
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:33 PM

A towel?
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:41 PM

NOTHING!

An old one, rephrased many ways, but still damn good.
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:42 PM

You can't say nothing as an answer, that's just fucking lame. The answer is obviously Hannibal.
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:46 PM

Hannibal only applies to one, I'm afraid. I'll give you a hint, it's not numbers 1,2, or 4
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:47 PM

Five!

Three, sir.

Three!

Did I win?
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:47 PM

What? That's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, no?
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:49 PM

Errm... Tim?
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 06:15 PM

I think the answer is...floppydisk. No more public masturbation from you laddie!

Here's an old one, rephrased by me to make it more appealing. Now featuring people from Chefelf to make it more interesting!

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Pope Sladius I
Jane Sherwood
Voodoo dog
Chyld

One day His Holiness noticed to his horror that the Sacred Lesbian Porn from the Island Of Lesbos had been stolen. The Vatican guards quickly determined that only three people had been in the area when the atrocity had taken place, Chyld, Voodoo dog and Ms. Sherwood. When they were confronted, they attempted to defend themselves with the following statements:

Jane: "Well I didn't steal them! I'm not a lesbian for chrissakes! I'M NOT EVEN BISEXUAL!"
Chyld "VD took 'em! The horny little wanker!"
VD "I didn't take the sacred magazines! I didn't! I'm not a pervert! I'M NOT A PERVERT!"

His Holiness used his divine powers to discover only ONE of them was telling the truth. However, he couldn't tell which one. But from this meagre information he was able to determine the villian, recover the magazines and lock the crook in a chastity belt for their whole lives, leaving them to pine the rest of their days away in a frenzy of sexual frustration while scraping their fingers raw against the cold metal trying in vain to access the genialia within.

*I should probably shut up now*

WHO STOLE THE SACRED LESBIAN PORN OF LESBOS?

EDIT: This isn't a clue...or is it?

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 06:22 PM

Jane took them. If VD took them, he was lying, and Chyld and Jane were telling the truth. If Chyld took them,he was lying, but VD and Jane were telling the truth. If Jane took them then she was lying, Chyld was lying, and VD was telling the truth. Therefore, it is Jane. But it was really you, you horny little bastard!
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 07:09 PM

I really took them in order to pretend that I have psychic powers.

And you got it backward, VD. Only one of them is telling the truth, not two.

On that note, if Jane is telling the truth, than the universe has to implode since Chyld accusing VD would make Chyld the culperate, but VD saying he didn't take them would mean that he was the real criminal. If Chyld is telling the truth than both VD and Jane are lying, which again makes it a paradox, since VD is admiting it if he's lying, but so is Jane. If VD is telling the truth, that still leaves Jane, but keeps the fabric of the universe intact. But yeah, we all know it was you, VD.
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