[Slade]

Simply beautiful. Practically perfect in every way.

[BiggSpiffy]

Dear Mr. BoggSpaffy

Purely in the interests of on-topicness, the VD corporation would like to present you with the following questionaire. Feel free to answer at your leisure.

1. What is your name? Maxter jones(my second alias)
2. Where do you live? Afganistan
3. What are your hobbies/interests? track is an interest, no really any hobbies
4. Do you have a girlfriend? yes, Kelsi Wright
5. Do you have a boyfriend? ...im not gay
6. What is your social security number? 5930...none of you business
7. What is your credit card number? dont have one yet
8. Are you aware that your computer will run ten times as fast if you turn off all anti-virus software and deactivate all firewalls? yes, but i choose not to
9. Do you know it has become socially acceptable to purchase an inflatable sheep? no
10. Would you like to purchase an inflatable sheep? duh...
11. Are you aware that you could be the 1000th person to answer this questionaire and could win one million dollars? no, and please dont spam me those dumb pop-ups

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have a nice day!

This post has been edited by BiggSpiffy: 19 May 2005 - 12:03 PM

[BiggSpiffy]

please dont kick this thread into another page, i wanna keep this one hot

[floppydisk]

I too, will take it upon myself to answer this questionaire.

1. What is your name?
Andrew Cerni

2. Where do you live?
Orlando Florida, USA

3. What are your hobbies/interests?
Video games, books, movies, chefelf

4. Do you have a girlfriend?
Unfortunately, no.

5. Do you have a boyfriend?
Biggspiffy

6. What is your social security number?
8756124657

7. What is your credit card number?
44444444444

8. Are you aware that your computer will run ten times as fast if you turn off all anti-virus software and deactivate all firewalls?
Really?! Cool!

9. Do you know it has become socially acceptable to purchase an inflatable sheep?
Really....

10. Would you like to purchase an inflatable sheep?
Shure would!

11. Are you aware that you could be the 1000th person to answer this questionaire and could win one million dollars?
Send the money to my account.

[looktothesky]

Is Andrew your real name? Anyways, I guess I'll fill it out too.

1. What is your name?
Jenn

2. Where do you live?
London, ON

3. What are your hobbies/interests?
Anime, hentai, video games, drawing, uhh.. socializing.

4. Do you have a girlfriend?
Don't bend that way.

5. Do you have a boyfriend?
Yop.

6. What is your social security number?
77777777

7. What is your credit card number?
777777777777

8. Are you aware that your computer will run ten times as fast if you turn off all anti-virus software and deactivate all firewalls?
I did know that, but I always leave mine on.

9. Do you know it has become socially acceptable to purchase an inflatable sheep?
Yep, its a gag item! They're pretty cheap.

10. Would you like to purchase an inflatable sheep?
For a friend.

11. Are you aware that you could be the 1000th person to answer this questionaire and could win one million dollars?
No, but I am now!


...That was fun.

[floppydisk]

Is Andrew your real name? Anyways, I guess I'll fill it out too.

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Yes, yes it is.

[Voodoo Dog]

New way to keep Spiffer's thread alive everyone! And this time it's vaguely on topic! Let's all ask each other questionaires. The first one goes out to the Spiffmeister himself. I don't know much about you yet, but I'll try and drag this thing out until I annoy you so much you want to kill me. Personal privacy invasion ahoy!

1. Is the name BiggSpiffy a freudian compensation for something?
2. Did you hate having to read Great Expectations because you are illiterate?
3. Do you hate your english teacher because she is stunningly beautiful and gives you lines instead of spanking you?
4. Have you been bitch slapped by Heccubus yet?
4. Are you aware that a jock entering a forum full of geeks is like a kitten entering a scorpion pit?
5. Have you ever won a race, stood on the podium and received a medal and said to yourself "Hey! This is just a lump of metal! I've been working my arse off for a lump of metal!"?
6. Have you ever had an involuntary erection in front of all the guys in the shower room?
7. Did you steal your girlfriend from some poor little geek who was too shy to ask her out? WELL DID YOU?
8. Have you ever beaten a geek up, flushed his head down the toilet or generally made his life miserable?

GRAAAAAAAGH! DEATH TO JOCKS!

That was fun! Now it's your turn people. Do whoever you want.

[Slade]

Actually, a jock entering a forum of geeks is more like a scorpion entering a kitten pit. Nerds however, then things get ugly...

[Mnesymone]

This seems like fun... maybe I can ruin it for everyone by joining in.
1. What is your name? How bout I gouge your eyes out, nameknwowing wanter. Rob.

2. Where do you live? Brisbane, in the great Ozland of Australia.

3. What are your hobbies/interests? I write and sketch compulsively, I like words and languages and online anonymity.

4. Do you have a girlfriend? Recently or now?

5. Do you have a boyfriend? Not last time I checked.

6. What is your social security number? Wouldn't you like to know.

7. What is your credit card number? How bout I eat you?

8. Are you aware that your computer will run ten times as fast if you turn off all anti-virus software and deactivate all firewalls?
Yes. But I also know it will burn and die too.

9. Do you know it has become socially acceptable to purchase an inflatable sheep? For what end?

10. Would you like to purchase an inflatable sheep? No, not really.

11. Are you aware that you could be the 1000th person to answer this questionaire and could win one million dollars?
Really! That's amazing, I'll sign up to all your newsletters and open all your emails with really big attachements unquestioningly!

[Chyld]

I'm jumping on this bandwagon, since bandwagonning seems to have been banned in the FR forums...

1. What is your name? Andy. There's not a lot funny about that, so lets move on...

2. Where do you live? The wonderful sunny climes of England.

3. What are your hobbies/interests?

4. Do you have a girlfriend? BWAHAHAHAHA! Not for want of trying...

5. Do you have a boyfriend? Erm... how do I rephrase "not for want of trying" so that it equates to "Fuck no"?

6. What is your social security number? Wassat?

7. What is your credit card number? Credit card? You think I can be trusted with a credit card?!?

8. Are you aware that your computer will run ten times as fast if you turn off all anti-virus software and deactivate all firewalls?
I refuse to comment on the deluge of firewalls I suffer from here, but as for anti-virus you present an ethical dilema. To make my computer faster than a snail, or to keep away the greater number of damed parasites that infest my computer? Dearie me...

9. Do you know it has become socially acceptable to purchase an inflatable sheep? I prefer non-inflatable sheep. The mutton it produces tastes better.

10. Would you like to purchase an inflatable sheep? Erm... see previous?

11. Are you aware that you could be the 1000th person to answer this questionaire and could win one million dollars? EGADS! Now make it pounds and I'll start to take you seriously...

[BiggSpiffy]

1. Is the name BiggSpiffy a freudian compensation for something? no its just a fun name to call myself2. Did you hate having to read Great Expectations because you are illiterate? of course...thats how i read your posts...
3. Do you hate your english teacher because she is stunningly beautiful and gives you lines instead of spanking you? yes, if you like fat 97 years olds
4. Have you been bitch slapped by Heccubus yet? no, cant say that i have
5. Are you aware that a jock entering a forum full of geeks is like a kitten entering a scorpion pit? yup, and thats y this forum is insanely funny
6. Have you ever won a race, stood on the podium and received a medal and said to yourself "Hey! This is just a lump of metal! I've been working my arse off for a lump of metal!"? ya all the time,  but i race more for the crowds then myself
7. Have you ever had an involuntary erection in front of all the guys in the shower room? sorry, but there are no shower rooms in high school...(at least not in mine)
8. Did you steal your girlfriend from some poor little geek who was too shy to ask her out? WELL DID YOU? kinda, but it was from a friend of a friend (aka geek)
9. Have you ever beaten a geek up, flushed his head down the toilet or generally made his life miserable? no but its always fun to pick on them

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im not too good at making up questionaires, but by all means please keep posting them for me...they are hilarious

This post has been edited by BiggSpiffy: 20 May 2005 - 07:16 PM

[Voodoo Dog]

"8. Did you steal your girlfriend from some poor little geek who was too shy to ask her out? WELL DID YOU? kinda, but it was from a friend of a friend (aka geek)"

I just want you to know that you're a perfectly okay guy, but because you answered question 8 in that fashion, I will have to kill you. Slowly and painfully. Are you aware of a certain situation involving a certain olympic jock runner who certainly happened to be jumped by a certain insane Irishman wearing a frock? Read the text under my avatar and keep that in mind. Except the frock. I have never worn a frock in my life. You can't prove anything. Those pictures are out of focus and will NEVER stand up in a court of law.

[BiggSpiffy]

i didnt mean to upset you...would you rather me say, no i nver stole a girl from a geek and i hope all geeks get holy ascencion and sit on the right hand side of the lord?

[floppydisk]

No. Please keep your christian beliefs to yourself. Besides, the geeks would rather you hear them say that you will infiltrate Valve and get them HL3 a year before commercial release.

[Voodoo Dog]

Nah don't worry, only joking. kind of. If anyone is wondering what prompted that bitchfest, read the porn sites thread. And nope, geeks will not get holy ascention. Haven't you read the bible?

THE GEEKS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!!!