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But there was no dragon to be found, for the last of the dragons were slain almost 800 years ago, and floppygoyle went on his merry way, making jelly out of pedestrians.
Biggy's Here! Im Biggy and i wanna intrroducec myself
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floppydisk 
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 05:09 PM
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 07:54 PM
QUOTE (floppydisk @ Jun 25 2005, 05:09 PM)
...the last of the dragons were slain almost 800 years ago...
Or so you think.
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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floppydisk
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 08:51 PM
So I know!!!
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 09:53 PM
Dragon eggs can last indefinitely - so even of all the adult dragons are destroyed, hatchlings can arise and prosper. So, given 800 years to grow, they could be damned scary by now.
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Emu
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 10:51 PM
Hey yeah, actually, some shady guy in a back alley traded me this dragon egg for some magic beans. I think I got the better end of the deal, really, because it made a very nice omelette.
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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SimeSublime
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 04:19 AM
QUOTE (Chyld @ Jun 26 2005, 05:32 AM)
Of course he isn't, as JM never actually plugs his site, Jelly Pufflemur.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Laughlyn
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 09:08 AM
QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Jun 26 2005, 09:19 AM)
Jez, at this rate next thing we know FD's going to start selling advertising space in his signature.....
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 09:58 AM
We all know there is only one way to kill a gargoyle. Smash it's head with a gargantuan mallet, or drive it into a stupor via mental torment. Any telepaths around?
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 11:26 AM
*looks at Jane*
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
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floppydisk
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 11:57 AM
QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Jun 26 2005, 09:08 AM)
Jez, at this rate next thing we know FD's going to start selling advertising space in his signature.....
That's not a bad idea!
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 01:34 PM
I will make my rebuttal to Chyld's statement in the most Chyldish way possible:
My forum has more posts than yours lalala!
That said I'd love to do some testimonials in my signature.
And gargoyles are best killed by being smashed during the day time when they turn to stone.
My forum has more posts than yours lalala!
That said I'd love to do some testimonials in my signature.
And gargoyles are best killed by being smashed during the day time when they turn to stone.
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 04:07 PM
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Ooh, you're not going to get away with that one, Mr Hoffman! Just you wait! Once I actually put something worth looking at on my site, I'll get you!
Either that, or I can make a thread each time I update... ZING!
Ooh, you're not going to get away with that one, Mr Hoffman! Just you wait! Once I actually put something worth looking at on my site, I'll get you!
Either that, or I can make a thread each time I update... ZING!
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 04:45 PM
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Jun 26 2005, 01:34 PM)
My forum has more posts than yours lalala!
And he's only been around for less than a month!
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Jun 26 2005, 01:34 PM)
That said I'd love to do some testimonials in my signature.
Okay.
How about: "Jelly Pufflemur is the best thing since the nuclear bomb"?
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 06:35 PM
"Jelly Pufflemer, proven to be 43% funner than a bowl of cereal."
"Jelly Pufflemer, it's not ungood"
"Jelly Pufflemer, we pwn teh n00bs"
"Jelly Pufflemer, it's not ungood"
"Jelly Pufflemer, we pwn teh n00bs"
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You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 09:26 PM
"Jelly Pufflemur is proven to have more diatary fiber than any other website and lower your cholesterol."
"Jelly Pufflemur - for when you have nothing better to do"
"Jelly Pufflemur wants you to get your fat ass out of the computer chair and do something productive with your life."
"Jelly Pufflemur - for when you have nothing better to do"
"Jelly Pufflemur wants you to get your fat ass out of the computer chair and do something productive with your life."
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.