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I suggest you keep your mouth shut about things you obviously don't understand... :angry:
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Jane Sherwood 
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Posted 23 June 2005 - 07:48 PM
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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floppydisk
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Posted 23 June 2005 - 07:49 PM
*looks around*
Me?
Me?
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Kirby
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Posted 23 June 2005 - 07:51 PM
Floppy: I said hush, between Sherwood and Icey.
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I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
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You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
#394
Icey
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Posted 23 June 2005 - 07:56 PM
I draw the line at blows to the nads, you may stab me all you want... But you leave the nads alone!
I envy your Muses, I wish I had some people living inside my head to keep me company, but no. I don't have that, I only have regrets, dreams and guilt. Kicking me in the nads attacks my dreams since I have no idea if I can really have kids or not.
I envy your Muses, I wish I had some people living inside my head to keep me company, but no. I don't have that, I only have regrets, dreams and guilt. Kicking me in the nads attacks my dreams since I have no idea if I can really have kids or not.
This post has been edited by Icey: 23 June 2005 - 07:58 PM
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 23 June 2005 - 07:59 PM
I couldn't give less of a shit, it's not like I have any intention to use them anyway! They may as well not be there.
But you do not call my Muses "imaginary friends." I never figured you would stoop that low.
But you do not call my Muses "imaginary friends." I never figured you would stoop that low.
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 23 June 2005 - 08:01 PM
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 23 June 2005 - 08:08 PM
I'm sorry Jane... 
I really am. I didn't mean it at all.
I knew that Chyld pissed you off once by calling them imaginary friends and I just wanted to add intensity and drama to the scene. Instead I came out as an asshole and upset someone I really care about.
I will now shut up and leave you alone for as long as you wish.
I really am. I didn't mean it at all. I knew that Chyld pissed you off once by calling them imaginary friends and I just wanted to add intensity and drama to the scene. Instead I came out as an asshole and upset someone I really care about.
I will now shut up and leave you alone for as long as you wish.
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Posted 23 June 2005 - 10:18 PM
-Starts putting up police barriers and forces the crowd back, also hiring people to clean up the blood- Akhem, anyone who wants to remain in the vicinity has to sign wavers that indemnify Janecorp and all subsidiaries including the country of Hoffmania from any and all problems that may arise from close proximity to what is likely about to occur, including but not limited to, intestin festooning of your person, Icey's blood staining your clothing, stray BFK fire, or, in the event that Icey should be exploded, any damage caused by the shrapnel that used to be his hip bone.
-This done I move behind my blast shield-
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#398
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 24 June 2005 - 03:19 PM
No...
I'll just settle this the same way I did when Chyld said it.
(*pulls out one of Mist's self-replicating pies of old, and slams it into Icey's face*)
I feel better now!
Except for one thing...
(*squinting hard, she points to where she thinks her glasses lie smashed...which are about four feet to the left of where she's pointing*)
Unless one of you wants to play the Chiclet Boy, I suggest someone fix those.
I'll just settle this the same way I did when Chyld said it.
(*pulls out one of Mist's self-replicating pies of old, and slams it into Icey's face*)
I feel better now!
Except for one thing...
(*squinting hard, she points to where she thinks her glasses lie smashed...which are about four feet to the left of where she's pointing*)
Unless one of you wants to play the Chiclet Boy, I suggest someone fix those.
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 24 June 2005 - 03:25 PM
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Chyld
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Posted 24 June 2005 - 04:15 PM
QUOTE (Icey @ Jun 24 2005, 01:08 AM)
I knew that Chyld pissed you off once by calling them imaginary friends and I just wanted to add intensity and drama to the scene. Instead I came out as an asshole and upset someone I really care about.
Boy, why on Earth did you think copying me, in my one time of being a gormless n00b-brained asshat, would be a good idea?Still, all appears to be well that ends well.
*picks up glasses, tapes up crudely, hands them over*
They should work. I don't know, I'm not a glases-making person...
Two questions: Where'd the pie come from, and what the rancid baked-bean burrito is a Chiclet Boy?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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Less Is More v4
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 24 June 2005 - 05:09 PM
QUOTE (Chyld @ Jun 24 2005, 04:15 PM)
Two questions: Where'd the pie come from, and what the rancid baked-bean burrito is a Chiclet Boy?
One: I've been saving it.
Two: For the love of god, someone get this guy a copy of Once Upon A Time In Mexico!
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 03:05 AM
It's chicle not chiclet...
And you totally snapped my low A string. Now I need to re-adjust the entire fucking soundboard and tune every string to get it fixed.
*Holds out hand and scythe appears out of nowhere in it.* I shalt reap what ye have sown!
And you totally snapped my low A string. Now I need to re-adjust the entire fucking soundboard and tune every string to get it fixed.
*Holds out hand and scythe appears out of nowhere in it.* I shalt reap what ye have sown!
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 12:27 PM
Wow Jane's glasses now look kinda like Buddy's from Six String Samurai, a review for which is up on my website which I would never ever shamelessly advertise.
Congratulations on your pie typed victory -starts removing police barriers-
Congratulations on your pie typed victory -starts removing police barriers-
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 01:21 PM
Okay, so now that that's over with, who wants to get mutilated by a gargoyle?
GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 04:32 PM
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Jun 25 2005, 05:27 PM)
Wow Jane's glasses now look kinda like Buddy's from Six String Samurai, a review for which is up on my website which I would never ever shamelessly advertise.
You're still not as good at rampant self-promotion as me, boyo...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 04:44 PM
QUOTE (floppydisk @ Jun 25 2005, 01:21 PM)
Okay, so now that that's over with, who wants to get mutilated by a gargoyle?
I bet a dragon could kick your ass.
Anybody got a spare dragon?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994