[Slade]

"Hello, children!"

I <3 Issac Hayes.

[Voodoo Dog]

Should just point out Spiff old bean, that the Sherwood/school uniform thang that happened on the first page is what is technically known as a "tangent". This means we start talking complete and utter bollocks that is entirely unrelated to the purposes of the thread as opposed to doing what we are supposed to do, talking complete and utter bollocks that is entirely related to the purposes of the thread. Tangents are normal and natural. Despite what certain people around here might say. Mentioning no names. Laughlyn. Oh bollocks.

And if I were you, I wouldn't post two or more times in a row on a thread. If you do this, you will become a "troll". If this happens, a moderator will have to unleash the three billy goats gruff on yo ass. If you really want to get your post count up, post on about twenty different threads at the same time. This is a lot more fun cos you don't have to wait half an hour for someone to reply to your last thought.

Oh yeah, and Heccubus aint kidding. The man is a moderating MACHINE. I've already been sodomised once by the sneaky little minx. I pray it will not happen again. But if it does, I just hope he uses lubricant this time.

Slaine!

This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 14 May 2005 - 09:19 PM

[BiggSpiffy]

thanx for the advice voodoo, ,and ill be sure not to post more then once in a row

[floppydisk]

Excellent. You should check out every forum here. I'd start with the Game Room, Book Club, and News Desk. Then you can move on to the Hosted Forums, Screening Room, and Debate Club when you know more people. Don't go anywhere near the Debate Club unless you like lots of screaming and pirates/ninjas.

[Slade]

Yeah, we get pretty heated in our pirate/ninjaness. And Heccubus is indeed a mod machine. You can post more than once in a row and not be trolling. It takes time to become a troll usually. There's a shift from mildly obnoxious to "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FACISTS! ADMIT IT! ADMIT IT!" For a while, people will take you seriously, and then decide that you have Internet anti-social disorder.

[floppydisk]

That's what happened to Hannibal, but luckily he's gone now. Did anyone notice the thing where he left when he hit 1000? I think that's some sick game he plays; annoy everyone for 1000 posts, then pull a ninja vanish.

[Kirby]

Damnit guys, are you still pissed at Hannibal? Sure he wasn't the ideal cookie cutter Nightlifer but he was still here and he still added to the convesations. Look not at what he did but look above at the announcement Chefelf made.

Lay off him damnit :angry:

[floppydisk]

Oh, the announcement's gone. That means we can flame away without the huge deathstar of a threat above every page.

I just want to know what happened to Hannibal. Sorry to upset you...

[Heccubus]

Hannibal has shown up in the active users space a few times since his "disappearance". I get the feeling that we haven't seen the last of him yet.

[Mnesymone]

Damnation... he derailed most of my original posts and it was this that put me in my months-long leave of absence.

Welcome to ChefElf, BiggSpiffy... we're all nuts to a greater or lesser extent and you probably can't pronounce my name.

[Heccubus]

I pronounce it "Ness-eh-moan". How far off am I?

[Jane Sherwood]

For some reason, it seems to be one of those words were I can read it clearly enough, but my brain thinks of an entirely different word.

I call you "Mimosa" ...I mean, it doesn't even look like "Mimosa." It is in no way related in spelling or meaning to the word "Mimosa," so I have no idea how I make that connection. Apparently I just like calling you "Mimosa."

But I'm guessing it's pronounced "Mes (or "Nes")-SIM-own-ee".

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 16 May 2005 - 12:16 AM

[Kirby]

Mine's always been: Me-Neh-seh-mone

But I just call you Mne or Me-neh

Ohhh we could run a contest around this.

[Voodoo Dog]

He already said how he pronounces his name on the satire news thread in the screening room. However I still can't get it right. To me, it'll always be meh-nay-si-moan.

And my name is pronounced vuh-hoo-la-miff-snang-dawg, just in case you were wondering.

[Jane Sherwood]

I don't care. In my mind, he will always be Mimosa.

And you will always be a sick little pervert.

And I mean that in the nicest of ways, just so you know. A purely platonic affectionate way that makes me want to knife off your genitals so you'll shut the hell up about it.