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Owen and Beru What the hell happened?

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Posted 15 May 2005 - 09:27 AM

how about; "this is my wife beru... she can't have kids... (botched backyard-abortion, you know). say... if you ever need anyone to look after your kids..."
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Posted 17 May 2005 - 12:43 AM

How do we know it was the Stormtroopers that set the fire? Could have just been a malfunctioning power converter instead... tongue.gif

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Posted 17 May 2005 - 08:55 AM

that would certainly add a new angle to the story...

Owen: listen beru... it's about time we had words with that... uh-oh.
Beru: what?
Owen: I think i just hooked up the Moisture vaporator to the binary load lifter by mistake...
Beru: But wouldn't that cause a massive exp-
:::KABLAMMO!!!:::
ten minutes later...
Stormtrooper#1: What the fuck happened here?
Stormtrooper#2: It looks like the hutts were recovering a debt or something...
Stormtrooper#1: But hut's always travel in single file to hide their numbers, and leave some sort of sign, like : 'pay up asshole' or something...
Stormtrooper#3: Hey, isn't this place where those droids are ment to be?
Stormtrooper#2: Hey yeah... crap they must of been battle droids or something... no wonder we were suppose to bring them back.
Stormtrooper#1: When will people learn, that we're only here to help them... damnit, what a waste of life.... sweet precious life...
Stormtrooper#3: Those damn rebels...
Stormtrooper#2: I think we should have a moment of silence.
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Post icon  Posted 17 May 2005 - 12:37 PM

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I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant.
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Posted 17 May 2005 - 07:01 PM

thankyou...
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Posted 18 May 2005 - 02:22 AM

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how about; "this is my wife beru... she can't have kids... (botched backyard-abortion, you know). say... if you ever need anyone to look after your kids..."


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Frankly, I'm surprised George didn't think of that...
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Posted 18 May 2005 - 07:08 AM

Lol. Your funny, barend.
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Posted 20 May 2005 - 03:12 PM


Stormtrooper#3: Those damn rebels...
Stormtrooper#2: I think we should have a moment of silence.

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Now that is funny. And intentional. This is key, George.
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Posted 05 June 2005 - 03:20 AM

I totally like the way the fan film TROOPS explains this.

Basically, Beru is a crazy bitch and blows everyone to hell with a Thermal Detonator
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Posted 05 June 2005 - 04:16 PM

QUOTE (CowboyCurtis @ May 10 2005, 12:55 PM)
I love the "Troops" explanation.  LOL!!

The simplest explanation is... they resisted or didn't give the answers they wanted, and they paid for it.

I was about to reply with that one. Good call. I think they were flat out drunk and having an argument...
"And shepherds we shall be for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti!!!"
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 05:15 PM

Back to the Kentucky fried lars family. The scene to me would have been A million times more powerful had it been owen and beru's dead body, but not charred to the point of melting the skin off. Everytime Luke looks at those incredibly fake smoldering skeletons I laugh. The dead bodies would have worked much better
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 08:38 PM

i like the skelletons... it looks like one of them was still crawling away while burning...


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Posted 13 June 2005 - 10:26 PM

Inquiring about how the search for the Droids is going, Vader talks to the head Sandtrooper who arriived at the Lars homestead. He has the guy pan the video link around to see there's no tombstome for his dear departed mom, because those hicks Owen and Beru hocked it to the Jawas for some special moisture farm fire water. In his rage, Vader orders the place levelled, which the troopers gladly do. That's my story and I'm sticking to it........
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 08:54 PM

i like it!!!
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 01:42 PM

Interesting still-photo of them.


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