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Classic Troll VS Plastic Troll Monster takes on midget.

Poll: Who would win in a fight between a mythological scandinavian monster and an annoying plastic novelty?

Who would win in a fight between a mythological scandinavian monster and an annoying plastic novelty?

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 01:23 PM

Am I the only person who just loves saying the word 'plastic'?
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 01:31 PM

Nope but the word plop also has a certain ring to it...
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 02:26 PM

QUOTE (Rhubarb @ May 11 2005, 01:22 PM)
Well, you obviously didn't 'listen' to my post...

Hmm... well, classic troll's teeth and claws are sharp. They would cut right through that little bitch.
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 02:31 PM

QUOTE (Rhubarb @ May 10 2005, 03:07 AM)
I disagree. Plastic Troll, even assuming that he's an inanimate object, is plastic. Tough, rubbery plastic. Have you ever tried to fuck up something that's made of that shit? Classic Troll can step on Plastic Troll as many times as he likes, and Plastic Troll's just gonna keep on grinning up at him, scratched and battered and trodden three feet into the ground, but still more or less intact. Classic Troll could try ripping him to bits, but Plastic Troll is way too small for him to be able to get a decent claw-hold. Classic Troll could even eat Plastic Troll, and he'll pass through undigested, most likely tearing up Classic Trolls bowels along the way. Unless Classic Troll's claws are literally razor-sharp, or he has a microwave handy, Plastic Troll's just gonna win through sheer perseverence. He's still gonna be around, grinning and glassy-eyed, long after Classic Troll has died of old age.


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Posted 11 May 2005 - 02:59 PM

Classic troll's got sharp teeth, sharp claws, and a club with a sharp nail in it.

And and he could always just kick the plastic troll into a volcano, if nothing else worked.
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 04:26 PM

I have the answer to that, and I already posted it, but it was in the thread where VD started this argument, and I can't remember which one that is.
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 04:41 PM

Err, too lazy to look for it. What about....classic troll vs. plastic troll vs. forum troll? The forum troll could easily melt the plastic troll with its flaming abilities, but would it be able to defeat the squishing-things abilities of the classic troll as well?

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 04:55 PM

No. No, no, no. No more third party candidates. Not after the last fiasco.
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 04:55 PM

Trolls are Ents eh? Ents are walking trees. Trees can't move in real life so a troll wouldn't be able to either. Has to be a fantasy world, floppydisk. And how do you know a plastic troll wouldn't be able to move in Middle Earth? You ever seen one there? Eh? EH? Anyway, I was talking about the fantasy worlds where toys do come to life, like Toy Story or those Enid Blyton books I read when I was 5.

I can't remember any ground breaking wisdom in the original thread, but feel free to make us bow down to your genius by using the heathen ritual known as "cut and paste". It was in an extremely long tangent in the sitcoms thread.
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