This post has been edited by Rhubarb: 10 May 2005 - 05:09 AM
Classic Troll VS Plastic Troll Monster takes on midget.
#16
Posted 10 May 2005 - 05:08 AM
#17
Posted 10 May 2005 - 08:02 AM
And how do you know the plastic trolls are fast? Just because they're small, doesn't mean they're nimble. They strike me as a bit flabby to be doing much in the way of physical activity.
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#18
Posted 10 May 2005 - 03:27 PM
This post has been edited by floppydisk: 10 May 2005 - 03:28 PM
#19
Posted 10 May 2005 - 04:29 PM
Dear sweet god that's scary...and I thought Oompa Loompas were traumatizing as a little kid, I am so happy I never encountered that monstrosity.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#22
Posted 11 May 2005 - 08:18 AM
If you are going by the laws of physics on this one, classic fares no better. TROLLS ARE TRADITIONALLY MADE FROM ROCK. Living rock by night, inanimate rock by day. Rock can't bend and flex like flesh and muscle, even if it is alive. In the real world classic would be immobile. Stalemate, unless you are prepared to think of this as a fantasy setting, in which case you would actually have a chance at winning.
And plastic would be fast. Practically all small mammals are. They need to be. Otherwise they would get eaten. They can also be vicious little buggers. They attack quick, using the initial confusion as an advantage, then retreat and do it again. MY GUY WOULD WIN I TELLS YA!!!!
#24
Posted 11 May 2005 - 10:17 AM
(*shudder*)
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This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 11 May 2005 - 10:20 AM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#25
Posted 11 May 2005 - 12:26 PM
Aww man. Looking at these damn things makes me want one all over again. Would you believe I never had a Troll Doll when I was a kid? My parents thought they were too gimmicky. Fuckin' hippies. I had some green-haired aborted-foetus one that went on the end of a pencil, and a tiny pink-haired one with a gaping hole in his back where the fridge magnet fell out. THAT WAS ALL. Fuck. I'm so totally buying myself a Troll Doll next Christmas. My family gets NOTHING, because they oppressed my Troll-owning freedom. >:(
#28
Posted 11 May 2005 - 01:02 PM
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 11 May 2005 - 01:12 PM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#29
Posted 11 May 2005 - 01:19 PM
And plastic would be fast. Practically all small mammals are. They need to be. Otherwise they would get eaten. They can also be vicious little buggers. They attack quick, using the initial confusion as an advantage, then retreat and do it again. MY GUY WOULD WIN I TELLS YA!!!!
As for paragraph one; trolls are not made of rock. They're skin is like rock, meaning tough and leathery. And are we going by Tolkien rules, because in his world they're descended from Ents.
As for paragraph two; Didn't you listen to my post? Even in fantasy, they can't move. They're plastic. If you magically took one into middle-earth, it would still be plastic.
#30
Posted 11 May 2005 - 01:22 PM
Well, you obviously didn't 'listen' to my post...