Yahtzee Reviews Anne Rice Ermmm I mean A N Roquelaure
#1
Posted 29 April 2005 - 09:42 PM
I've never read her word-porn, and now I know why. Apparently the plot of these books is contrived soley for the purpose of giving people excuses to shove things into holes or spank asses. I noticed that Rice enjoyed weird, weird stuff (Lestat's nunfucking, the senior citizen homosexual bang, the vampire spanking/ass licking,) but I never quite put together how weird she was until I read Yahtzee's article.
Bravo mate.
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#2
Posted 30 April 2005 - 03:07 AM
And speaking of insanity, have you read the infamous Amazon exchange? Check the reader reviews. Yes, that is Anne Rice herself. And yes, she's ranting at readers who criticised her work, leaving no detail unchallenged, however small, and spitting personal attacks left and right. I thought I could rant. I thought I was hardcore. People, I am nothing.
Fucking beautiful. Brings a tear to my eye.
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Posted 30 April 2005 - 04:37 AM
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#5
Posted 30 April 2005 - 01:58 PM
In fact the only thing I've ever read by her was that Amazon rant. Well, fair fucks to her for at least taking on her anonymous critics. Provided a few minutes entertainment for me anyway.
#7
Posted 30 April 2005 - 02:25 PM
...and loads of people still said their complaints were spot on. :D
It's Anne Rice. She's predictable as fuck. I could make up a whole list of problems with her new book without ever having touched it, and I'd be right.
And yeah, I'm being a hypocrite, but it's fucking Anne Rice.
#8
Posted 30 April 2005 - 04:21 PM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#9
Posted 30 April 2005 - 05:30 PM
Or her eyes justlit up with dollar signs when she thought of all the pale skinned goth wannabes queuing at the cimena.
#11
Posted 30 April 2005 - 11:48 PM
And Anne Rice claims she liked this? If someone had done that to my book I'd have had them and their families drug off to a castle and raped and spanked for the length of three novels. Just like in The Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice...
As for Rhubarbs comments about predictability, you couldn't really predict her work when it was good, but when people write poor novels you can easily imagine the next one will be bad as well. I mean having read Blackwood Farm I didnt want to subject myself to a novel that got worse reviews then it, and included the pope.
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#12
Posted 01 May 2005 - 05:16 AM
I thought the Neal Jordan film was well-done, despite my reservations reagrding Tom Cruise. I was amused by Anne Rice's antics at that time: insisting first that a much-older actor should have been used and that the film was ruined, then later saying she loved Tom Cruise; writing a narrative that was defined by sexual attraction and then publicly decrying the overt sexuality of the film. Anyway, even though I found it to be well done, and full of some great ideas and images, I thought it was a pretty dull story.
#14
Posted 01 May 2005 - 08:47 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?