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No more text messages from Jesus Tuesday, January 20, 2004

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Posted 20 January 2004 - 09:37 AM

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No more text messages from Jesus
Finnish company cuts heavenly mobile service
Monday, January 19, 2004 Posted: 10:50 AM EST (1550 GMT)


HELSINKI, Finland (Reuters) -- A service promising to answer people's prayers with a text message apparently sent by Jesus has been shut down after complaints by Finland's mobile services watchdog.

The heavenly service offered answers from Jesus in response to a text message prayer at the cost of a hefty 1.20 euros ($1.52) per message, but lasted less than a month.

"These kinds of services are against basic norms," said Ville Nurmi, ombudsman for Finland's mobile content watchdog, MAPEL.

Finland's Mobile G Host transmitted the messages, but declined to name the company that provided the replies from "Jesus." Chief Executive Marko Hakala said the service was axed as soon as he discovered what was being offered.

He declined to say how many prayers had been received, but added: "This was no gold mine. ... It seems you can't interest people in everything."

The Finnish tabloid Ilta-Sanomat tested the service before it was shut down. It sent a prayer of desperation that received the answer: "Remember: unless you follow God's will much better than priests and pharaohs, you will not be allowed into the heavenly kingdom."

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Posted 20 January 2004 - 10:47 AM

Hmm, history repeating itself?

Seems like everybody's always trying to shut Jesus up.
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Posted 20 January 2004 - 07:26 PM

well if he wasn't always.... err nevermind.. I don't want to start riots and I just don't feel that I should get hate mail for this (something else, yes.. but not this)
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Posted 20 January 2004 - 08:45 PM

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"Remember: unless you follow God's will much better than priests and pharaohs, you will not be allowed into the heavenly kingdom."


Yeah. Especially that Pope guy. He really needs to get more in touch with God's will. All those priests, and everyone less holy than them, are going to burn.
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Posted 22 January 2004 - 04:09 AM

Hahahah. You're cool because you're making fun of Christianity!
Booze-fueled paragon of pointless cruelty and wanton sadism.
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Posted 23 January 2004 - 07:13 PM

I'm hoping that comment was sarcastic, Mighty.
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