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#31 User is offline   Chyld Icon

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Posted 05 May 2005 - 06:41 PM

Fuck me Icey, that's disconcertingly accurate, as since the last few ladies I've been chasing/been in love with have messed me around like no-ones business, its kinda put me on edge when it comes to women. You know what? I'll have to give that a try. What else can I say, thank you very much indeed.
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Posted 05 May 2005 - 07:55 PM

Emu: Meh, couldn't find the instructions for the year spread plus not having enough space to do that in my room innocent.gif

The Star
The Chariot
Queen of Swords

That's a big load of significance for you Emu (two majors and a court card), so it might deal with the time span you set out for the reading.

First card deals with new starts. A relationship or a project might get into motion and you have all the energy needed to make that happen. Be it physically, emotionally or spiritually.
The second card underlines this by pointing out that working hard WILL pay off in this area. Keeping the project going or relationship alive and kicking is well worth it.
The third card, Queen of Swords is an intelligent, quick witted woman that is protective about those close to her. She might represent a partner or even you.

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Posted 05 May 2005 - 08:16 PM

That sounds like a very positive prediction, and it's definitely relevant to what's going on right now as well as to what will take place during the next few months. Thank you, Icey!
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Posted 05 May 2005 - 08:21 PM

My pleasure Emu, I enjoy every reading I do and if those who get them enjoy them too, then that is absolutely wizard.
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Posted 05 May 2005 - 08:35 PM

good stuff... i've been very stressed... but it's not financial, although there is a lack of cash here at the mo.

as for the "risk" i have decided to alliviate streed by being opnly hostile to strangers...

seems to be doing the trick.
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Posted 06 May 2005 - 02:22 AM

I have tried, Icey, but I just can't work out a possible way for your prediction to reflect on my life. Oh well, perhaps it's yet to happen, or I'm thinking in the wrong direction.
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Posted 06 May 2005 - 02:27 AM

Might also just have been a dud reading, well I'm glad that you can't relate to the reading really in that case, it was a very negative read.
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Posted 06 May 2005 - 02:53 AM

True. I have troubles in my life, but mostly caused by a lack of women, rather then by them.
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Posted 06 May 2005 - 04:16 AM

Sweet poo on a pogo stick in a hand basket!

How did you know I loaned some money to my friends, but then again, I didn't need cards to tell me it would be like pulling teeth to get that money back.

But this partnership you mentioned, *yoda hrmmm* I'll keep an eye on that.

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Posted 06 May 2005 - 05:53 AM

With my eyes closed, thinking about the matter at hand, and when it feels right, I rotate the cards when they feel right and then spread them out, running my fingers over them untill I feel like stopping. You have to feel like stopping to make that happen.

Sime: Lack of women might tie into the unreliable relationships part. Desire for what you are unable to get.
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Posted 06 May 2005 - 02:20 PM

QUOTE (Icey @ May 4 2005, 06:43 PM)
Meh, merely an  Art of Tarot deck, but the moment I have moolah, I'm getting a much nicer Russian Tarot deck, blackness galore, yum.

I remembering hearing something once that said it works best if someone gives you your deck rather than buying it yourself, but I could be wrong. I can't even remember who told me that and when...must have been a few years ago...

Wow, I'm gone one day and miss this! I love these - palmistry, tarot cards, the works, but I don't know how any of them actually work. Can you give me a reading?
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Posted 06 May 2005 - 02:55 PM

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Floppydisk: Did a quick three card spread for you.

1. Death Reversed: Things will remain the same for you for some while. Or the more things for you change, the more they stay the same. Might be your past, might be the now. I'm unsure.

2. Queen of Pentacles Reverse: A female with an obsession over money, might be a mother figure that focuses on the material to avoid getting to emotional over what she has. Might also be a girl you fancy. Advise: Stay away.

3. The Sun Reversed: Worry, worry, worry. Worries about things you're working on, your health or your family. Are your parents fighting much nowadays?


1. That means that I won't get away from the computer much... And what does 'the more things for you change, the more they stay the same' mean? I've never fully understood that saying.

2. That doesn't sound much like anyone I know.

3. That's strange, I don't worry at all, except about that girl... Yeah, my parents fight, but that doesn't bug me.

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Posted 06 May 2005 - 04:40 PM

Hidey-ho. Can you give me a heads up on what to expect for this weekend for me, Ice-man?

Jane - If you dig into the so called 'occult' readings, you can find out a lot. Although there are 'scientific' reasons, and pseudo-science. Jung's concept of synchronicity fits nicely in many places.
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Posted 06 May 2005 - 04:41 PM

Janey: Found the cards very hard to work at first, but then I realized the deck was upside down while I was shuffling, the moment I turned it around, it felt all better and the cards flowed terrificly!

Three of Pentacles Rev
The Tower
Three of Cups

(Just looking at the cards reminds me off my day, I have a general idea of the meaning but I'm not quite sure. Incompitence to finish something, making one unable to reap ones rewards. Changes that shake your very foundations that mess you up big time and something to do with relationships...)

Card one... A humongous ego or bad planning, I'm leaning towards the bad planning side, you seem to be avoiding to do work properly so you better start over and do things properly. I am sensing imagery.
Card two... Horrid luck, don't blame yourself when your world comes crumbling down upon your head and kills your dreams, it's merely bad luck that could happen to anyone, keep your ego strong and you'll survive no problem even though you'll be in a worse situation than you were in... Or not if the dream that died was a hopeless one.
The three of Cups brings a relationship progressing or a child being born, be it a real one or a project dear to you. This will be a time where the wounds the tower left on you heal.

Slade: Drew up an image of your weekend, thought of you and the card went straight into action. But they don't seem to like you anymore. They turned all the cards upside down, but I'll give you a double reading reversed and nonreversed.

King of Pentacles
The Magician
Eight of Pentacles

A Person obsessed with money that should not be trusted under any circumstances. He would sell his nan for a gram of cocaine and laugh in her face. Those who oppose him may expect to feel his wrath.
The Magician, might be another side of this person, a master of illusions! He will try to woo you with his fancy word magic so keep your eyes open for those who might want your money lings (or PSP if you got one)!
The pentacles point at working your arse off so hard for moneylings that burning out is guarenteed unless one takes time off to discover that money isn't everything and one should rather strive for happiness than the material. It might be another asset of an arsehole you'll meet this weekend.

A realist that can handle money and the like without an effort, a real problem solver. Might be a bloke that will help with the aspects of the previous readings or someone that will help you get a PSP if you don't already have one.
He has secret knowledge of the people around you and situations that you might benefit from, can it be that he knows a girl that fancies you? Or does he know how you can manage your economics far better, a method that was staring you right in the eyes but you never noticed.
He might bring you the opportunity to really use your talents to get moolah or some great emotional reward.

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Posted 06 May 2005 - 04:46 PM

You can always tell when someone is serious when he/she gives someone a reading like that.

Be steadfast, Jane. Keep it secret, keep it safe! Believe in stuffed clams and duck-sauce and you'll survive!*

What does the hanged man mean? And is the Tower the Pinnacle? I have some Tarot terms bouncing around in my head from when I was younger. Both of my parents used to do readings.

*That's what happens when Discordians try to give advice and readings through their pineal glands. Keep kicking ass, Icey. This stuff is cool even if you turn out to be off!

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