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The Position A New Reason to Hate Episode II

#1 User is offline   Lord Aquaman Icon

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Posted 02 May 2005 - 02:32 PM

Remember the scene in the Garden of Eden- I mean on Naboo (what a horrible name for a planet, can't stress that enough) when Ani and Paddy are having picnic - Ani pretends to hurt himself from falling off one of the giant lumbering potato creatures, she rushes over, turns out he's okay, they start rolling around and the rolling ends with her on top of him in the sexual position.

What's not to hate about that?
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Posted 02 May 2005 - 03:03 PM

The thought of Padme getting naked. tongue.gif
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Posted 02 May 2005 - 03:16 PM

Um, isn't this sort of thing pretty standard in romantic comedy? "Golly gee whiz, we seem accidentally to have ended up in each other's arms with our faces three inches apart! Shall we kiss?" Or is it worse than that in Episode II?
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Posted 02 May 2005 - 04:51 PM

I hate this scene, because it is Anakin under Padme, and not me.
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Posted 02 May 2005 - 05:49 PM

actually, it would be a really good scene if the dialogue and the rest of the movie didn't suck.

Now it just reminds me of the stupid "first time" conversation they had before. But that already make chefelf's list.
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Posted 02 May 2005 - 06:03 PM

ChefElf's reasons to hate AOTC are awesome. Really awesome.
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Posted 02 May 2005 - 09:23 PM

i hate because i've never really started a relationship that spontaniously... there was always a bit of a conversation first.
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Posted 02 May 2005 - 09:40 PM

Well, I'm kind of disappointed, B.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 11:39 AM

Hmm, that bit was okay. The picnic a few seconds before was crap, though. With Padme talking about her 'first time', and so on. It was probably one of the better romance scenes, though... compared to "sand" (no need to describe the scene), the scene before the execution, and the scene by the fire.
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Posted 11 June 2005 - 01:55 PM

Here's what I think when I watch that scene:

''Hayden Christensen is a lucky guy!''

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Posted 11 June 2005 - 03:51 PM

QUOTE (Lord Aquaman @ May 2 2005, 07:32 PM)
(...)- I mean on Naboo (what a horrible name for a planet, can't stress that enough) (...)


"Nabo" in my language actually means turnip.

Naboo would be something like turniip.
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 10:40 AM

It's shaped like a turnip.
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 03:50 PM

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Posted 12 June 2005 - 10:57 PM

When they talked about first time they meant sex right?
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:50 AM

Noone really knows. My theory is first kiss or first boyfriend, but the only real answer is in Lucas' head. He'd probably say "first time she was married" or something.
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