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Posted 09 May 2005 - 01:25 AM

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This has been J. M. Hoffmarn for Chefelf 5 news. Goodnight, and God help us all.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 08:57 AM

We're always hiring! And you don't neccesarily need to do what your position dictates, either, so don't let that constrict you!
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 11:15 AM

Dar! Where the fuck am I? I'm one of your two random foriegn correpondants man! I've done one report! YES ONE WHOLE FUCKING REPORT! In which I bashed my elected leader, trashed my own country and randomly inserted extracts from Orwell! I deserve some credit!

Oh and by the way, is this supposed to be an advert, or are you starting a new one here? I think it would be best if everyone kept posting in the screening room. That way we can see how shit we ALL are together.

Mein gott.
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 11:43 AM

It's an advertisement.
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 02:48 PM

That's what BIG HUGE ADVERTISEMENT!'s for, despite it having gone into the land of the tangent.

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Posted 09 May 2005 - 10:20 PM

Nevertheless - I feel obliged to point out the enormous potential for hilarity in the Satirical News Thread - make some crap up, find a funny picture and take it out of context, or even just make some crap up you can enjoy yourself immensely... and swell your post count.
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 11:25 PM

We give you misinformation so you don't have to get it yourself! Unbiased, the fair and balanced media news source! Be there! Tune in every night to find out what's happening in the realm of ChefElfia!
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