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Posted 01 May 2005 - 11:25 AM

dude....could you like, use the force to finger a chick or something.

or ykno..."when a female jedi and a male jedi are in love..." could she like give him a force handjob from across the room.

What a great way to show Anakin's dark side! : Force-touch Padme inappropriately. Make her clothes mysteriously loosen.

Ok i'll shut up now.

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Posted 01 May 2005 - 11:29 AM

I think this has been well covered in the realm of fanfiction.
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Posted 01 May 2005 - 11:30 AM

I imagine you could use the force for that. Just like you could use a fork to cut steak.
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Posted 01 May 2005 - 03:33 PM

Yeah, it's been covered in enough ways that straight guys don't even want to know.
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Posted 01 May 2005 - 06:36 PM

ew...ok sorry for bringing it up
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Posted 02 May 2005 - 12:36 AM

i hate to sound like a typical male, but what's the point.

oooh, i gave a woman a force stimulation.... now she's happy but i didn't get to toucher her myself, and she probably doesn't even know it was me or what the hell was happening...

no...

i think i'd just use the force to please my self in situations where it would be socially inappropriate to do so manually.

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