[A Mighty Pirate]

Blow it out your earhole. You're just jealous that you work all your life to fail an assasination and will have to commit seppeku.

[Chefelf]

Hey, c'mon people! Mudslinging will get us NOWHERE!

[Ninja Duck]

Seppuku is an honor allowed only to the worthy. Pirates get tossed overboard when they're too old to sail, their scurvy, flea-ridden bodies left to the sharks, with no hope of being reborn samurai.

EDIT: Sorry, didn't see the last post. The Chefelf has spoken.

[A Mighty Pirate]

Whoa whoa whoa.

Mudslinging.

Nowhere?


I don't think so.


And Ninjas still suck eggs.

Go honor yourself and cut your stomach open, you waste of martial arts talent.

[Heccubus]

Can we NOT get into the whole Ninjas Vs. Pirates thing? Please? It just tears me apart inside to see two noble breeds fighting each other. Be more like Chris (Chris being the dashing mushroom from Weebl And Bob who affiliates himself with both ninjas AND pirates).

[Chefelf]

For a great tale of Ninjas VS. Pirates you should read Yahtzee's novel, The Search For Something. Good read.

[Lynxfox]

Steak is not always in cat food, my misguided friend. Contrary to popular belief, the vast majority of flavors contain both fish, shrimp, and other assorted seafood varieties.

[Ninja Duck]

I have nothing to gain by slinging mud with such eta. I'm off to read The Search for Something.

[sinister grinner]

but i was too quick for you ninja duck. i had read the search for something long before. now who's quicker. ninjas or grining people. oh, and hi nicole.