Gina: How did you learn to cook like that, that was incredible!
Nigel: Oh I read a few of Julia Childe's books and picked up some recipes.
Gina: You read a lot then?
Nigel: Oh, constantly! Don't you?
Gina: Well, does people magazine count?
Nigel: Did Faulkner win a Nobel prize?
Gina: [Looks around helplessly] Ummm...
Nigel: No.
Gina: Alright then... So do you have sex a lot?
Nigel: That's a bit rude, it's proper to make a bit of small talk you know.
Gina: If you're gay or a pervert I have a knife with me. I really do.
Nigel: Oh I hardly consider myself a pervert and I wouldnt have you here if I were gay. I'm simply well read.
Gina: [Relieved] Oh, I thought you were going to ask me to pretend to be Lady Chatterly or something.
Nigel: Oh heavens no! I only do that on Tuesdays!
Gina: [Stunned] Oh... so... so today you just want to make love and then smoke a cigarette right?
Nigel: How Hemingway of you! No, today is Wednesday and that means you get to pretend to be Henry Morton Stanley.
Gina: Excuse me?
Nigel: Oh you know the old story, even morons have heard of "Doctor Livingstone I presume"
Gina: So this involves sex right?
Nigel: Oh of course! But you have to find me first!
Gina: Alright, I guess...
Nigel: Oh great fun! Come on, Ujiji and lake Tanganyika await! [He darts off to his bedroom]
Gina: [Chases after him] Oh playing hard to get, this is kind of fun I guess! [She catches him and he flops down on the bed]
Nigel: Oh no! It's that sexy sexy Henry Morton Stanley! I'm sure you were sent by James Benett to spank my bottom!
Gina: WOT?
Come on then, I've been a very, very naughty Scottish missionary and you have to flog my arse!
Gina: I... I...
Nigel: Oh I've been a very bad Doctor Livingstone!
Gina: I think I left my Ujiji in the car, let me just run and get it... [she runs out of the door]
Nigel: Confustication! I wonder why I always have better luck when I do Romeo and Juliet...
This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 12 May 2005 - 04:54 AM