[Icey]

Hello all, well since the Popes e-mail has been made public, I decided I couldn't resist the chance to e-mail the Holy Father and tell him how much I like him. I would reccomend everyone to e-mail the holy father, and if he replies to you, that's even better! Getting e-mails from the pope himself would be the ultimate cool thing.

So what are you waiting for, e-mail Benedict XVI (pronounced Eggswee) and share your e-mails and the replies you'll get. It's fun fun fun!

From: Petur Gudmundsson <daddy.ice@gmail.com>
Reply-To: Petur Gudmundsson <daddy.ice@gmail.com>
To: benedictxvi@vatican.va
Date: Apr 25, 2005 9:29 PM
Subject: May the Christ be with you!

Good day mister Pope Man

I would just like to e-mail you because I think you are way funky
fresh cool man! You're like a catholic, and there are a lot of
infidels and homosexials that aren't catholic nowadays. My mommy says
they'll burn in hell like daddy. He left us for a bad arab woman when
I was still a baby. I know God wants to forgive him, but can't unless
he leaves the infidel woman and devotes his life to the Lord. I wish
my dad was as cool as you Pope man. I have a question, does the
repsonsiblitity ever weigh down on you more than the big hat? It must,
if I was pope, I'd propably never sleep cause poping is so much
repsonsiblitity.

Anyway, thank you for listening to my e-mail mister Pope Man, and I
hope you'll answer my mail some day so I can tell mommy the Pope Man
replied and cares about me personally.

-Pétur Guðmundsson

[Chyld]

Wicked fine. I think I'll ask him if he wants to make me a Henry Skull guest comic, once I get the cojones.

[Icey]

By all means do so Chyld, the Pope deserves all of our love and appreciation... And pleads for guest comics. What's the worst thing that could happen?

Five Cardinals coming to your house with baseball bats.

[floppydisk]

Since this was my idea to start with, I'll include my letter to the pope.
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Dude, you have some seriously creepy eyes. You remind me of Emporer Palpatine. I've enclosed a picture for you, with your eyes circled in red so you can clearly see how creepy they are.


I've also enclosed a picture of you that I modified. Just because I can.



Sincerely,
Cardinal flopadiskic The First

This post has been edited by floppydisk: 25 April 2005 - 05:51 PM

[Icey]

Did you really e-mail him that, or did you just say you did? And if you did, I hope he'll reply with death threats.

[floppydisk]

I really did email him that. My dad came up as I was writing it and told me it was disrespectful. I told him I don't care, I think it's funny.

[Laughlyn]

Worryingly enough, I think the second picture's a improvement. Looks like the kind of guy who'd unlease the spanish inquistion on the unbelievers.

Or he just looks like a Pirate, with glowy red eyes.

[floppydisk]

I was also gonna do some others, like give him a cyclops visor or sunglasses, and seggust that he wear them so people don't know that he's a demon, but I couldn't be bothered.

[Laughlyn]

Bleedin' hell FD, you mass post quicker than Barend. Do you have like 4 windows open or something?

But anyways. I'm going to put some serious thought into my letter, one that will ask gods servant thought provoking questions on deep theological subjects.

'Did you ever consider that you might be wrong?'

[floppydisk]

No, for the full story, go to the Female Floggs Fone, Perp puts product in p.... thread in the News Desk.

[Emu]

Dear Señor Pope,

Where did you get that awesome hat. I want one just like it.

Sincerely,
God

[floppydisk]

Why does god go from English, to Spanish, to English? Wait, never mind. He's God!

[Icey]

Emu that is brilliance! The world needs more females like you.

[SimeSublime]

Bravo Emu!

[Laughlyn]

Emu, how do you come up with this stuff?