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Posted 26 April 2005 - 07:09 AM

Wow, thanks guys! I think I'm going to actually send that ph34r.gif
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 07:25 AM

You must, the pope needs something like this to really brighten up his day.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 07:56 AM

Please send it, an e-mail that funny MUST warrent a reply. Then you can brag to all your friends that the pope e-mailed you.

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Posted 26 April 2005 - 10:56 AM

Well, I kinda did it...

From: Chyld
To: Benedict XVI
Subject: Guest comic

Dear Your Holiness,

I ask not for spiritual adivce, nor with praise (although I do think a Pope with an e-mail address is a cool idea), I ask merely to see if you will do a guest contribution for my webcomic.

You see, I have <a href="http://www.less-is-more.co.uk">a website</a>, upon which I have <a href="http://www.less-is-more.co.uk/hscomics">a comic about taking skulls"</a>, and I thought it might be interesting to ask if you'd be interested in doing one.

Please write back if you're interested, otherwise I must say sorry for wasting your time.

Many thanks.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 11:18 AM

If the pope were to do a Henry Skull webcomic, that would be so cool the universe would explode in a crackling display of badly choreographed fireworks.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 03:38 PM

Okay, here's a follow up letter to the pope that I just did. Please tell me if you find it funny.

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Yesterday I sent you an email detailing to you how creepy your eyes were. I'm sorry about that. I'm also sorry about this email. And the next one. And the next one. But I feel it's my civic duty to send you hilarous emails until you personally reply, because that would be the coolest thing in the world. So onto the email.

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As I previously stated, you have very creepy eyes. I now believe that you are possesed by a demon. That's right, a demon. Perhaps you would consider having one of your cardinals preform an exorcism on you. Mabye you should exorcise yourself. I know a good priest if you need one.



But I'm getting off subject. I've come up for a few seggustions for you to hide your demon-eyes from the rest of the world. I've included an unedited picture of you, then several with the examples digitally added. Look at the pictures first, then proceed to the comments below.



Firstly, the obious. Sunglasses. These are cheap and convienient. You can buy them at any dollar store or get super-cool expensive ones. You can use excuses to not remove them; like "I have a rare eye disease, I can't remove these." or "I lost both eyes in 'Nam." or even "I'm secretely Medusa. If I take them off, you'll get turned to stone!" See?! It all works out!



Secondly, the less obious. Cyclops goggles. I doubt that you read the X-Men comic books. I also doubt that you've seen the movies. You probably should. But anyway, there's a guy called Cyclops. He shoots laser beams from his eyes. These may be expensive, but they work even better for never needing to take them off. Simply say; "If I take these off, I could kill you." Presto! People instantly back off. The only downside that I can see is this: when there's a flaming out-of-control bus full of dying orphans and puppies, and the people call on you to save them, what do you do? Saying "Well, I'm sorry, but I can't." doesn't work. Saying "Well, I'm sorry, but I don't really have superpowers." is likely to get you beaten up. I seggust you say "Well, I'm sorry, but thier fate is in God's hands. He obiously wanted it like this." Since you are considered infallible by your legions of devoted slaves, you can't be wrong! (I'm sorry for bringing my religous views into this advice letter, it won't happen again.)

So you see the benefits of concealing your demonic nature, and I humbly request your favor if you happen to take over the world. Rest assured, your sectret is safe with me.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:13 PM

Hehe, too funny. I might write to him and try to ask a deep and philosophical question, or try to have him ask God to grant me super powers.

Edit: He looks cool with those MS-Paint glasses on.

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Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:21 PM

I'm thinking of mailing both my letters and any replies I get to YZ and hope he posts it as a geust update.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:23 PM

In the second he looks like a cyclon\borg.

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Posted 26 April 2005 - 07:16 PM

That is hilarious! I hope that you get some replies.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 07:41 PM

Dear Mr. New Pope,

I was thinking about your official title : 'Vicarius Filii Dei'

It's quite catchy, but even more interestingly I noticed that there are alot of letters in your name that are also roman numerals...
VICARIVS (5+1+100+1+5 = 112)
FILII (1+50+1+1 = 53)
DEI (500+1 = 501)
112 + 52 + 501 = 666

well now... isn't that a quoinki-dink!!!

well, till next time...

your pal satan!
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 07:51 PM

Really? What does his official title mean in English?
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:17 PM

'Vicar of the Son of God.'
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:18 PM

Man, what are the chances of that coincidence?
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:46 PM

pretty good i'd say...

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